Paris Hilton can kiss my ass!

[johnaries]

No particular reason - it just seems like there's a lot of requests for ass-kissing today.
:evilgrin: :hi:

[Sugarcoated]

1. LOL

That made me chuckle :hi:

[Fuzz]

2. Hey, a couple martinis and it sounds like the start of a fun night!

Make that three martinis.

:toast:

[BlueEyedSon]

12. For you or for her?

:rofl:

[Jack Rabbit]

3. I wouldn't say that if I were you

. . . unless you want the act all over the Internet.

[johnaries]

7. At least they'd be showing my "good" side.

sorry. couldn't resist.

[MadHound]

4. Let me be the first to say Eeeeeewwwww!

There is no way in hell that I would let that walking STD lab anywhere near my ass, or anything else quite frankly.

[lenidog]

6. When I see her the term skank comes to mind and that is a rare

thing with me. The only other celebrity that does that is Pam Anderson.

[johnaries]

9. I'd make sure she washed her mouth, first.

somebody stop me, I'm outta control!

[Pacifist Patriot]

5. I figured this for a rant about SPAM.

If we're on the subject, Rumsfeld can kiss mine.

<Stream of consciousness, he was the first neocon who sprang into my mind. Probably because I was just lecturing my child on the evils of aspartame.>

[Catherine Vincent]

8. You'd like that wouldn't you? LOL.

[johnaries]

10. do you REALLY want me to answer that?

I'd get banned for life!

[IADEMO2004]

11. Paris Hilton famous clock 00h14m59s

[SeekerofTruth]

13. ROFL. And what would you do if she actually did?

I know I'd have a heart attack.

[johnaries]

14. I'd be sure to get a picture. Noone would believe me!

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