Freepers choose their favorite "poym"

[auburngrad82]

"Here I sit Brokenhearted
"Tried to shit
"and only farted."

barely beat out

"Beans, Beans
"They're good for your heart.
"The more you eat the more you fart."

and

"Ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall
"Ninety nine bottles of beer
"Take one down, pass it around,
"Ninety eight bottles of beer on the wall.

Honerable mention goes to:

"I'm looking over my dead dog Rover
"Who I overlooked before.
"One leg is missing, the other is gone,
"The third leg is lying out on the front lawn.
"There's no need explaining the one remaining
"Is down on the basement floor,
"I'm looking over my dead dog Rover
"Who I overlooked before."

[KamaAina]

1. What? No "Roses are red, violets are blue..."?

Or "There once was a girl from a red state..."

[Midnight Rambler]

2. I don't think they sing the beer bottle song

They can't count