The trouble with unemployment is

[The_Casual_Observer]

that the minute you wake up in the morning, you're on the job.
-Slappy White-

[HereSince1628]

1. it also populates your world with superior beings.

Everyone knew how you could have avoided unemployment, can give you 10 reasons why you never should have take that job or studied that major, and you are stuck there sucking it up because there is no defense that will shut them up.

[The_Casual_Observer]

2. Another saying goes "Unemployment is 5% until you are unemployed

then it's 100%"

[knowbody0]

3. the coolest thing is

when someone asks "what do you do?" you can say "NOTHING"

[Orsino]

4. The hours suck, but at least there's no commute. n/t

[Deja Q]

5. that no money = no life

[EC]

6. Sounds like another job, I once held

Motherhood........