Republican Joke time

[sasquatch]

Q:What do you call someone who raises and breeds mules in Georgia?
A:A Pimp.

[hippiepunk]

1. HAHAHAHA!

:spray:

[MrModerate]

2. This is old, but . . . How do you tell when George Bush is lying . . . ?

His lips are moving.

[lady lib]

3. How they manage the news:

A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WWIII. And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"



From: Democrats.com

[catzies]

4. What's the difference between Republicans and weasels?

Weasels can't play golf.

[elshiva]

5. An old one:

Teddy Roosevelt: Are you a Democrat or a Republican?

Dem: I am a Democrat. My daddy was a Democrat and my granddaddy was a Democrat.

TR: If your daddy was a horse thief and your granddaddy was a horse thief , what would that make you?

Dem: That would make me a Republican.

[sasquatch]

8. But Roosevelt was a Republican

He was a RINO but truth is truth.

[elshiva]

9. Look at my post, again! TR is talking to a Democrat. i did not call

TR a Democrat!

[sasquatch]

11. Oh. ok I get it now

I miss read, I need glasses

[elshiva]

15. No problems! THANKS!

[tjwash]

12. There was a time when the republican party stood for something...

...other than the corrupted visage it sports now.

[lady lib]

6. A liberal came upon genie and said,

"You're a genie. Can you grant me three wishes?" The genie replied, "Yes, but only if you're feeling generous enough to share your good fortune." The liberal said, "I'm a liberal. I'm always happy to share." The genie said, "O.K., then, whatever you wish for, I'll give every conservative in the country two of it. What's your first wish?" "I would like a new sports car." "O.K., you've got it, and every conservative in the country gets two sports cars. What's your second wish?" "I'd like a million dollars." "O.K., you get a million dollars, every conservative gets two million dollars. What's your third and final wish?" "Well, I've always wanted to donate a kidney."



From: Democrats.com contributed by Eckhard from CA.

[Fuzz]

7. Knock Knock

Who's there?
Army Recruiters.
....
....
....
Knock Knock?

[sasquatch]

10. Mine would've been

*Knock knock*
Who's There?
Army Recruiters.
Sorry can't come to the door, I'm too busy having wild gay sex.

[orleans]

13. good jokes.

sorry i don't have any to share.

(did you sign the letter?
here's the link)

[lady lib]

14. "President Bush's tax returns are a little different.

He claimed the Christian Right as dependents, he declared the 2000 election as a gift, and he tried to write off all the mileage he got from 9/11" --Bill Maher



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