I am Richard Nixon. Ask me anything.

[elshiva]

[KitchenWitch]

1. If you knew who Deep Throat was at the time

What would you do to him?

[elshiva]

6. Beat the living day lights out of him!

[hippiepunk]

2. You ever see that Futurama

where you run for president again? :rofl:

[elshiva]

7. No, but I do plan to run in 2008. Do you think I could get nominated?

[hippiepunk]

14. Sure, but you have to be a disembodied head floating in a bowl of water

with a giant robot body. Simple enough, right?

[elshiva]

22. Fine. As long as I can be president, again!

[intheflow]

3. Did you really exploit

you children and a beagle on national tv just to save your political ass?

[elshiva]

8. YES!

[candy]

19. I thought LBJ was the beagle guy!-- Little Beagle Johnson.

[elshiva]

23. I think that poster was refering to my infamous Checkers speech!

[intheflow]

30. Yeah, but candy is right in one respect.

I did mean Checkers, but Checkers was not a beagle. Checkers was a cocker spaniel.

What can I say? Historically, I blew the pun. :blush:

http://www.americanrhetoric.com.nyud.net:8090/images/nixonandcheckers.jpeg

[mark414]

4. are you a crook?

[elshiva]

10. "I am Not A CROOK!"

[sasquatch]

5. Can I have you as a president instead of Bush?

[elshiva]

11. No!

[sasquatch]

16. COME ON!! I'LL PLAY NICE!!

*Get's on his hands and knees and begs*

[evlbstrd]

9. Is that a stake in your heart?

Or are you just happy to see me?

[elshiva]

12. I am happy to see you!

[evlbstrd]

20. (blush)

Celtic Blush

Glass: Martini
Garnish: Sprig of mint
1 shot Poteen
1 shot Black Mountain Liqueur
Top up with pink champagne

Method:
Frost the edge of a martini glass
Throw in a dash of Celtic Poteen
Add a splash of Black Mountain Liqueur
Drop in a few frozen raspberries
Top up with pink champagne and garnish.

But I'm a Guinness man, myself.

[Zuni]

13. Did you really get Kissinger to pray on one knee with you?

if so :rofl: that must have been a sight!

[elshiva]

24. No, never happened. Who told you that?

[ghostsofgiants]

15. Do you remember your body?

[elshiva]

25. I am not that man! That is an imposter!

[orleans]

17. how does it feel now that you're dead?

(did you sign the letter?
here's the link)

[elshiva]

26. It's cold! (I SIGNED IT)

[Fuzz]

18. Was Pat as cold in bed as she looked everywhere else?

:shrug:

[elshiva]

21. Come, now. Not answering that! She's only got an old cloth

coat, not a fur so she WAS freezing! (see Checkers Speech)

[candy]

Leave poor Pat alone. He treated her like shit and she should

have dumped him.

When I saw him weeping at her funeral I had to turn the TV off.

[maveric]

27. What was your relationship like with "Checkers"?

Did you really love him like you made us beleive?

What was your brand of whiskey?

[elshiva]

29. Hated Checkers! Piddled on my spats!

Don't drink whiskey!

[fujiyama]

28. Did ya catch the Oliver Stone flick "Nixon"

where Anthony Hopkins played ya?

What did ya think of a Brit playin ya on screen? And why were you such a paranoid, crazy, son of a bitch?

Oh and do you know who killed Kennedy?

[elshiva]

31. Did not see that movie and won't ever see it.

Oliver Stone is on my enemies list.

I AM NOT A CROOK! I am a genius maligned!

I killed Kennedy! Yep, I Tricky Dick did it. He was a commie!

[MisterP]

32. I stepped on your grave, Dick!

[elshiva]

36. That felt good!

[carpetbagger]

33. So what do you think of W and his brother Jebus

You seem to have a knack for cutting to the fundamental makeup of other Bush's. I'll remind you of what you said about their parents, courtesy of Kitty Kelly...

The writer Gore Vidal recalled a conversation with his friend Murray Kempton shortly after one of the journalist's periodic lunches with Murray Kempton. Kempton had mentioned George Bush , and according to Vidal, Nixon had responded: "Total light-weight. Nothing there – sort of person you appoint to things – but now that Barbara, she's something else again! She's really vindictive!" Vidal characterized the comment as "the highest Nixonian compliment."

[elshiva]

37. Yes, I stand my those statements, He is an idiot!

[Historic NY]

34. What did you know and When did you know it?

Be honest Tricky........sock it to me.

[elshiva]

38. I don't know it, still...

[leftofthedial]

35. Did deep throat

have anything to do with getting it down pat?

[elshiva]

39. He never hurt Pat.

[UrbScotty]

40. How much did that pardon from Jerry cost? (nt)

[Orsino]

41. Don't you wish YOU'D had such compliant media?

...and could have gotten away with a tenth of what * does every day?

[Redstone]

42. How's Hell? Warm enough for you?

PS: I really don't think you were such a bad President, but that doesn't make up for your defects as a human being.

Redstoe