This is a thread for polite people only. Manners must be used

[Crazy Guggenheim]

at all times.

Now, good evening. How are you?

[Jade Fox]

1. I beg your pardon....

may I enquire as to your health, Mr. Guggenheim?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

3. I am fine Ms. Fox. And how are you and your family?

[Heidi]

2. I'm fine, thank you! And you, Mr. Guggenheim?

(I guess yodeling and howing at the moon are out, right?)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

5. Indeed. Nice to see you again Heidi! My, my, you are certainly

welcome here!

[Floogeldy]

4. With all respect, sir . . .

. . . may I have the honor of, and permission to, respond to your post?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

7. Why of course! But you only have to say excuse me. Then jump

right in. As long as you are not interupting someone during a conversation!

[Floogeldy]

12. Thank you, sir

Well, I'm doing fucking great! My balls are itching but otherwise everything is cool. How the fuck is it hangin' there, squangleback?

B-)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

15. Fuck you asshole!

[MissHoneychurch]

6. How kind of you to ask

I am very well indeed. May I ask you the same question?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

9. Of course! I am well! I hope you and your is too!

[mykpart]

8. It has been an honor and a privilege

to read the posts in this thread.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

11. Thank you! But honor is mine! How are you tonight?

[KitchenWitch]

10. Very fine, thank you. And yourself?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

13. Very well! Welcome Kitchenwitch! Your distinguished presents

is most welcome.

[KitchenWitch]

17. I am both honored and flattered

Your hospitality is second to none!

[fleabert]

14. Sir, I must humbly recommend that you request the attendance

of a certain 'Magistrate' to attend this fair gathering. As they are the most exceptionally polite member I have ever read on DU, I can only hope they choose to grace us with an example of their wit and etiquette, tout suite! Many gracious thanks for thinking of and posting this exemplary display of manners and courtesy.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

18. You are welcome!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

16. Floogeldy just started to talk about fucking balls!! So I told

him fuck you asshole!

[Floogeldy]

19. I don't blame you!

B-)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

21. Yeah! Hey wait that's ........ that's you!

[KitchenWitch]

20. always one floo in the soup LOL

Oh, that was fly.... :silly:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

22. No it was a turd in the punch bowl!

[Floogeldy]

23. That's not a turd!

It's a Baby Ruth candy bar.

:o

[Crazy Guggenheim]

24. Why you uncouth joker!!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

25. Fuck it!

[KitchenWitch]

26. enough manners for you?

LOL

[Crazy Guggenheim]

29. This sucks!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

27. My dear Crazy Guggenheim! I am quite well, although I'm feeling a bit

down in the dumps...It will pass quickly though, I'm just whining...How are you this lovely night?

I'm hoping nothing you possess *um* itches!

:loveya:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

28. I don't give a shit!