I'm going out for some Chinese Buffet dining, what do you want me to bring

[DS1]

back in my pockets? :D

[kick-ass-bob]

1. those little donuts

and some General's chicken.

[DS1]

13. Okay, I hate General's anything, so you can have mine

:pals:

[Zuni]

45. That is general Tso to you, buddy

[kick-ass-bob]

50. I have seen General "so many different things"

that now I just call it General's chicken.

[JimmyJazz]

2. a poo-poo platter?

[DS1]

5. Good thing I wore my Depends today

:D

[GOPisEvil]

3. General Tso's chicken.

Or something else that's spicy.

[DS1]

15. Schezuan?

I don't like the goopy sweet-hot combo, makes me ill

[GOPisEvil]

20. Hmmm...then just bring the heat!

I'll run home and get my Sriracha.

[SarahB]

19. I'll eat with you!

Yummy! :9

[GOPisEvil]

25. Yay!

:bounce:

Although...what I really want is Thai food. There's a buffet close by, too. :think:

[SarahB]

27. Same here.

Although my close by and your close by are a little different. :(

[GOPisEvil]

I know.

:(

Maybe our close-bys can be closer again. :D

[SarahB]

51. We have yet to stay at Matt's together.

:D

[DS1]

52. Hey now!

:bounce:

[SarahB]

53. I will shut up now.

:7

[DS1]

54. You don't have to

please, go on :hide:

[SarahB]

55. No, no. Just no.

:dilemma:

[GOPisEvil]

56. Ooooooooohhhhh....

....right you are!

:D

[SarahB]

65. I'm turning into quite the flirt.

:blush:

[GOPisEvil]

67. Turning?

;)

[Tyrone Slothrop]

30. But what will the General have then??? n/t

[bobthedrummer]

4. Eggrolls.

[DS1]

7. They're cut in half at this place, some might fall out

but I can invert my pockets on to your table if you like

[Modem Butterfly]

6. Those little pancakes for Mu Shu pork

Also, some dumplings would be good.

[DS1]

10. With gravy?

I've got room in my shoes :D

[Modem Butterfly]

14. By all means! And throw some Egg Foo Yung in if they have it

Thanks!

[DS1]

Hot and Sour soup might keep its original taste better

I'm jus sayin

[swag]

8. Pepper & Salt Squid

[DS1]

22. Not on your life

:puke:

[swag]

24. Is that sauerkraut you're puking?

[DS1]

26. Looks like Curry washed down with Tang, to me

[swag]

47. Are you with the Indian space program?

[DS1]

48. I'm with the self-propelled rocket program

So India does benefit with resource supply

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

9. I will refrain from ordering eel, given the manner of transport

[DS1]

11. My bunghole thanks you

:hug:

[pnorman]

34. My first hearty laugh today!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Unfortunately, I was just at the point of fixing breakfast! :donut:

pnorman

[trotsky]

12. Tom Cruise.

And a really big signature pic.

[DS1]

17. I'll make sure he gets some Beef & Brocolli between his teeth first

[MissMillie]

16. crab rangoon

I love 'em

Just a couple, please. I have a small tummy.

[DS1]

18. Okay, I'll sit down real slow as to not squish them

[meegbear]

21. Pork Egg Foo Yung with gravy for me thanks.

[DS1]

23. I'll see what I can do. Sheesh, good thing I wore my Hammer Pants

today :crazy:

[jus_the_facts]

28. General TSO Chicken and a couple egg rolls......

...duck sauce and spicy mustard for the egg rolls too...ahh and a fortune cookie please and thank you Slice! :9 :hi:

[DS1]

33. My dry cleaner is going to have a field day tonight

:think:

[jus_the_facts]

37. Well I'll get the tip....

:evilgrin:

[markus]

29. Streamed dumplings with black bean sauce

Ummmmmmmm

[markus]

31. Damn, now you've got me thinking

and there's no way I'm chancing the one downtown restaurant (sometimes knows as the Great Stall of China, based on where you will spend the afternoon if you eat there; whether sitting or on one's knees depending on luck).

[DS1]

36. Great Stall of China

That's great. Down the road we have the cliched, but very real, Chinese cocktail lounge right next door to the Animal Clinic. I should take a picture :D

[Tyrone Slothrop]

32. Dumplings, please

Steamed, not fried.

[Patiod]

35. Dumplings for me, too, please

and maybe some Singapore Noodles (the nice, hot, curry kind)

[DS1]

2 orders of dumplings taken

though my personal safety, the sauce won't be that hot. I'm sure you can find a microwave.

[Beware the Beast Man]

38. Crab Rangoon.

yum...

[DS1]

40. Sit over by JJ

so I can unload my pockets at the same time

[madrchsod]

39. cashew chicken,a couple of egg rolls and cookies..

don`t forget the sweet and sour sauce. i`ll need a large pepsi...

[DS1]

42. What the deuce?

I'll have to get into my official Banana Republic store 'photographer on safari' cargo pants

[leftofthedial]

41. egg drop soup

[DS1]

44. My eggs dropped years ago

but I'll get you some more :rofl:

[bertha katzenengel]

43. Bring me John Pinette.

You heah foh houahs! You go now!!

[DS1]

46. I'll do my best

Got a rope handy?

[bertha katzenengel]

49. Nah. Just tell him you know where there's a better buffet.

:hi:

[underpants]

57. You get my Cheese Whiz boy?

:bounce:

[DS1]

58. Who you callin boy?

Boy!

[underpants]

59. -

Line for "The Blues Brothers"

[DS1]

60. Damn, don't remember it

I'll have to rewatch soon

[underpants]

61. Sorry I know that thing backwards and forwards

After Elwood picks up Jake and the visit the orphanage and they drive through the mall from the cops and Cary Fisher tries to blow them up they make their way up the stairs of the flophouse and an old man sitting at the card table says"Hey boy you got my Cheese Whiz?" Elwood reaches in his jacket pocket and tosses him a can of Cheese Whiz.

He didn't forget to get the Cheese Whiz.

[DS1]

64. Ahh

Must've been Carrie Fisher that distracted me

[HeeBGBz]

62. Mandarin Chicken

Or anything that has those baby corn on the cobs.

[DS1]

63. This buffet isn't a mile long, you know

:D

How about some chicken fingers?

[HeeBGBz]

66. My buffet is

Not into talons. Not enough meat.

[Orsino]

68. The G-dd-mned Change n/t

[matcom]

69. scotch

on the rocks

[DS1]

70. .

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3377373&mesg_id=3378018

[matcom]

71. LMAO

:rofl:

[u4ic]

72. Are those giant prawns in your pocket?

Or are you just happy to see me?

:evilgrin:

[chickenscratching]

73. creme of sum yung gai?

[SOteric]

74. I'll take the pockets...

:7 you won't be needing them.