Remember, only ethnic people have emotions! Another MST3000 Line

[joeybee12]

from "A Date With Your Family."

"Brother treats mother like he would his best girl...and the less said about that, the better!"

[joeybee12]

1. Kick--Respond to this, dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JVS]

2. Are you Ok?

[joeybee12]

6. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[JVS]

7. I think you need some booze. Drink some booze.

It will improve the situation.

[joeybee12]

10. Aren't you an MST3000 fan??????????

[JVS]

12. Yeah, but I have no cable and rarely wake up in the AM on weekends

I haven't watched it since I was a HS student living at home. I still think that you need some booze.

[joeybee12]

14. Yeah, but look what that did to Dumbo!

Hey, wait, you're saying I can be Prez! Thanks!

[JVS]

16. Unless you have lots of money, you'll never be president.

Well maybe if you kiss ass really long and hard. The dominance of our ruling class is what makes America so great ;-)

[joeybee12]

19. You're such a cynic!

And remember, it's the cynics who are right 99% of the time!

[Droopy]

3. I would but I'm clueless

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Kamika]

4. i like mst3k

But i just dont get the joke..


Im sorry :(

[joeybee12]

5. Did you ever see this short--A Date With Your Family?

It goes on about how bad thoughts and inappropriate conversation should be repressed.

[Kamika]

8. no

sorry didnt see it.

Wanna explain the joke ? I love mst3k

[joeybee12]

9. Go rent it--this short is scarily 50's

It's hard to explain, but if you saw this family repressing everything to have a pleasant meal together, you'd die when the bots made these comments.

[Kamika]

11. so like

Does a minority person take part ?

[joeybee12]

13. No, no no! Rent it, and you'll crack up.

The family is 50's white--you know, whiter than white!

[Kamika]

15. Hey i think i get it now

Is it the dad or something that says the thing about minorities.. (i know its one of the robots but do they make it out like him?) to his son?

[joeybee12]

17. No, go rent it--it's one of the better shorts in the sense that it's so...

...gosh-darn awful!

One of the bots makes the Dad say, "Honey, I'm moving to Fire Island" when the narrator talks about inappropriate conversation.

[U2Shark]

18. Riff explained

The narrator of this short constatly harps about how "unemotional" conversation is good for the digestion, "unemotional" this and that, etc. The family is of course your typical 50s stereotype. Hence the riff.

Just rent it, it's a whole lot funnier!