Who do you call about a dead armadillo? n/t

[kittenpants]

[gordianot]

1. A broken road pineapple.

[markus]

2. Jim Hightower

[lenidog]

3. Self Delete

[swag]

4. Take it to the lord in prayer.

[kittenpants]

15. lol

should I attempt to harvest any snowflake babies it might be carrying too?

[swag]

19. I wish you would

You may get smiled upon for that.

[MrScorpio]

5. A Texas landmark

nnt

[BikeWriter]

6. Is it on your property?

[kittenpants]

It's in the street right in front of my house, so I pass it a lot.

I'm getting tired of looking at it, but I'm not sure I want to handle the clean-up.

[BikeWriter]

18. A non-emergency call to the police and they should be able to...

get a road crew out. Tell them it's a road hazard. All the old time cops used to carry shovels.

[bowens43]

7. Scoop'er up , fire up the barbecue

and call your friends.

[lady lib]

8. LOL

:rofl:

[gordianot]

10. Be a little careful they carry Hanson's Disease.

Odds are you won't catch it.

[gordianot]

11. Duplicate self delete

[kittenpants]

12. What's Hanson's disease? and what kind of odds are we talking?

[gordianot]

14. Leporsy Don't know the odds.

see link: http://www.flex.net/~lonestar/armadillo.htm


The armadillo is the only animal, aside from humans, known to carry leprosy. For this reason it is illegal to sell a live armadillo in the State of Texas. Leprosy aside, the State of Texas has adopted the armadillo as its official state mammal.

[lady lib]

20. You can get leprosy from eating armadillo?!

Has anybody told Tom Delay?

:rofl:

[gordianot]

23. Wouldn't eat them raw. Tom might like them rare.

[lady lib]

25. Rare and served on a greased palm under the table.

;)

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

9. Armadillos 'R' Us

:rofl:

[vogonjiltz]

13. Lunch

[babylonsister]

16. I'm glad DU doesn't attract any

smartasses! :eyes: :smoke: :evilgrin:

[Floogeldy]

17. Granny, from the Beverly Hillbillies.

Vittles!!!!

B-)

[Darkseid69]

21. What do you call a dead armadillo in Texas?

Speedbump

[clydefrand]

22. Love it!

[evlbstrd]

24. Possum on the half-shell.

[lady lib]

26. ((Big smile))

[HeeBGBz]

27. We called the road crew about a dead deer at the side of the road

It was a pregnant doe on our property that someone hit. They would only come pick it up if it was in the road.

So we had to drag the thing down in the woods to decompose somewhere else.

We should have drug it into the road.