#2 Which guy do you nominate to go naked and be a pull toy for Halloween

[Booberdawg]

Poll question: #2 Which guy do you nominate to go naked and be a pull toy for Halloween

Poll #2

See Poll #1 here
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=338391&mesg_id=338391

[VelmaD]

1. I'm know a bad best friend...

but I just couldn't vote for ya short bus. Had to go with "Other". Sorry. I just know you're gonn apout now that I like DarkPhenyx better than I do you. Won't that be fun to listen to for weeks. :-)

[Booberdawg]

2. And it's JohnKleeb in the lead right out of the gate!!!

[supernova]

3. I'll take Magic Rat

:evilgrin:

I like his stimulating... polls.

[THUNDER HANDS]

100. ahem

Intellectually stimulating, of course.

:)

[JVS]

4. Does the lounge have no morals at all?

A minor is being encouraged to go naked for All Saint's Day Eve, and this morning I asked for what a good price for an ounce of weed would be and got 36 responses in 20 minutes before it was locked. Have we no moral fiber?

[VelmaD]

5. No...

no moral fiber whatsoever. :-)

[BurtWorm]

6. Our moral fiber has been spun into a rope

for pulling naked pull toys. Shocking.

[Kat45]

22. Rope? We don't need no stinkin' rope to pull the naked pull toys.

A hand will do fine!

[VelmaD]

23. But rope comes in handy...

for a variety of uses. One should always have rope readily at hand. :evilgrin:

[supernova]

8. Moral fibre is highly overrated

Only ambiguity and decadence here in the Lounge.

[arcane1]

9. we have TONS of morals!

it's just that nudity and marijuana are not IMmoral

:evilgrin:

[Mandate My Ass]

47. allll-rrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighty thennnnnnnnn

So, it appears my vote may have actually meant something this time. :smoke: :bounce: :yourock:

[arcane1]

54. you bet!

it does appear so.... :)

[Booberdawg]

11. No. Depravity is encouraged in the Lounge

[VelmaD]

15. Get it right...

depravity is REQUIRED in the Lounge. ;-)

[goobergunch]

21. At least I haven't been volunteered yet....

*runs back to GD*

*then proceeds to wonder exactly when GD became safer than the Lounge*

[fob]

26. How much for an ounce of moral fiber?

nt

[JVS]

27. It depends on if it is the "good shit" or not

[commander bunnypants]

7. I volunteer

and I will bring my own rope and toys. wink wink

DDQM


Moral fiber-What the hell is that?

[supernova]

10. Actually, I'll take 2

I'd like to go back and forth between GOPisEvil and Magic Rat. :evilgrin:

[Booberdawg]

12. You have 2 hands. you can pull 2

[supernova]

13. Well, wait a minute

*scratches head*

It's not like milking a cow. There is a certain artistry involved. :evilgrin:

[Richardo]

14. I'm sure the "back and forth" part would appeal to them both...

:evilgrin:

[supernova]

16. Yes, I'm sure it would

Do you want in on it too, Richardo? ;-)

[commander bunnypants]

17. Hey

Can I watch?

DDQM

[Richardo]

18. I'm ready!

[supernova]

25. Ooh, you're

ribbed for my pleasure! :evilgrin:

[SOteric]

19. What?! Where's ZombyWoof?!! Armstead? ...ulysses...??

Rabrrrrrr? XNASA? leftist_rebel1569? Robb? Hubert Flotzz? trof? JanMichael and his reknowned shadow ShakeyDave? TXLib? Skinner, elad, and EarlG...? ZenLefty? WannaJumpMyScooter? FlashHarry? Iverson...? ProfessorGAC? toddzilla? Hypnotoad? Az?
.....etc.....ad infinitum...

I mean, there's a metric buttload of nekkid butts to consider...

[prolesunited]

28. Alas, you have hit on the problem

so many men, so little time. ;-)

Funny how none of them objected to being our sex toys. :D

[ulysses]

62. ulysses is in the corner

pondering the use of the phrase "pull toy" in this context.

:scared:

[SOteric]

66. I can understand your hesitation...

I'm sure the nice folks will be gentle with you.

(But it's really the naughty folks you're worried about, isn't it...?) :evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

77. Thanks, SOteric!

Always good to be remembered.

I bet all us guys would be willing to take turns, one night each, for the entire year...

[zanana]

20. Why John Kleeb?

Does he have a special...um...talent?

[goobergunch]

24. See here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=338391#338418

[Dookus]

29. I voted for Arwalden....

I'd go to jail for pulling on Kleeb.

Plus I wanna know if Arwalden quacks when ya pull on him.

[BurtWorm]

30. Hey! I have the same number of votes as the MORAN?!

What gives?

[prolesunited]

41. I guess you better start a campaign thread

:hi:

[arcane1]

44. join the club, BW....

I'm not sure I wanna think about the implications....

[BurtWorm]

79. The MORAN has more votes than me!?

:wtf:

[arcane1]

80. I had no idea he was so popular

:silly:

[JohnKleeb]

81. I had no idea I was so pppular

[BurtWorm]

82. They're really voting for Kucinich!

(That's just jealousy talking, you know.)

:hi:

[JohnKleeb]

86. lol you shouldnt be jealous of me

I know why they did it.

[BurtWorm]

89. They think you are Kucinich?

;)

No, I know it's your animal magnetism. And I am all right with that.

[JohnKleeb]

90. No they dont I showed a picture of myself a couple of weeks of ago

I admit I got darker hair like Kucinich but I got bulging blue eyes lol. No the reason why is because, I posted in boober's originally thread and I laughed my ass off and said you better not put me in one, so then my modem was screwy so I took a nap, I wake up and I am the butt of the jokes in the lounge. All fun lol, umm Burt have you came back to beat that Morans guy. I still cant believe I am winning.

[BurtWorm]

91. Too close to call.

I'm ahead by half a million votes, but you know the Supreme Court is going to pick him over me.

[JohnKleeb]

31. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh son of a fucking bitch

How the hell am I winning and more importantly why the hell am I winning?

[Dookus]

32. cuz

yer just so damned cute, everybody wants to make you their boy-toy!

[JohnKleeb]

33. hell no

This was NOT what I expected after I woke up from napping, sheesh.

[Dookus]

37. face it kid....

yer the new pass-around party toy for the Lounge Lizards. Relax, we'll be gentle - 'cept for maybe Booberdawg. I think she tends to get a little feisty.

[JohnKleeb]

40. sigh *nervous smile*

[Booberdawg]

67. Yes, I do get feisty! 'specially with my pull toys

:evilgrin:

But I keep my hands off minors. John will be safe. Since he is winning this contest I'll have to lock him in the guest room on Halloween so nobody can touch him.

[goobergunch]

34. *wraps I.G.N.O.R.E. shield around self very tightly* (n/t)

[JVS]

35. HEY EVERYONE GOOBERGUNCH WANTS YOU TO THINK ABOUT HIM NAKED!

hahaha, let's see you get out of this!

[JohnKleeb]

38. poor goob

:cry:

[JohnKleeb]

36. sigh I know what you mean

lol
Christ I thought my reserved ness would keep me out. BTW goob better flee, they will be after you.

[goobergunch]

39. See post #21

where I note that GD is currently safer than the Lounge.

:wtf:

[JohnKleeb]

42. what irony

Hey y'all wheres my friend the woodsprite on the list?

[goobergunch]

43. Excellent question.

:evilgrin:

[Rashind]

51. Must be that hot little man in your sig.

Everyone wants a piece of Kucinich's fine man-self. Seems you've put yourself in a situation to pick up his excess groupies.

You're a 16 year old man, be happy about it. :thumbsup:
After all, you're legal in a lot of states. :toast:

[JohnKleeb]

52. I dunno

It depends on who is doing the pulling I guess.

[Booberdawg]

64. Just cuz we love you and want to embarrass you John

:D

[leftist_rebel1569]

45. Good, I wasn't nominated...

for a minute, I was worried...:silly:

[JohnKleeb]

46. Yeah it is good

Be glad you arent being teased all while you are taking a nap which is round time when I got "drafted"

[goobergunch]

48. Who did you vote for? (n/t)

[leftist_rebel1569]

49. you're assuming I voted...

:P

[SmileyBoy]

50. Sometimes it pays to be a faceless slug in the crowd.

Like me, for instance. If I saw my name on that poll, I would probably have to rip out my computer monitor and throw it out my 4th storey window.

Now I have to study.:-)

[JohnKleeb]

53. I'll get you some pinup girls lol

[Darth_Kitten]

55. KG

:evilgrin:

snort. ;)

[KG]

56. i must compliment you on your most excellent choice.

:)

[JohnKleeb]

57. congrads and I am still recovering from being told I was winning

Looks like you got a fan KG lol. I am just being picked on.

[prolesunited]

58. John, if you got the most votes

you obviously have the most fans.

[JohnKleeb]

59. lol I guess so

[populistmom]

60. ForrestGump

I think he'd be up for that sort of thing perhaps with a bit of encouragement. (If not, sorry Forrest)
:)

[prolesunited]

61. UP

for that sort of thing. No pun intended, I'm sure. ;-)

BTW, he made the list but we ran out of room.

[goobergunch]

63. No, DOWN.

And as I am a proven threadkiller, it should work.

:evilgrin:

[Booberdawg]

65. Forrest is in Poll #1

I voted for him. :D

[Dookus]

68. WHAT?!??!?!

That's it, boober... it's over between us!


HARRRUMPH!! Did you not SEE my pic?

[Booberdawg]

70. I'm sorry Dook! It was a tough choice, really it was!

I did nominate you for the list though. You were the first honorable mention! Honest! It's just that ... well ... Forrest is so irresistible ... and he's not taken!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=338032#338082

Will you forgive me?

[Dookus]

74. sigh...

yes, I saw that poll. I got one vote. Mine.

But I've been yanking my own pulltoy for 30 years. I was sorta hopin' for some variety.

[Booberdawg]

78. Look again. You got 2 votes last time I looked

[short bus president]

102. Jeebus on a pointy unlubed stick!

WHY did I read that as "yanking my own poultry?!?" Here I thought you'd coined a naughty new catchphrase, Dookus. ;-)

[Booberdawg]

106. Short bus!

I think you have "yanking my own poultry" confused with "choking your chicken"! :D

[short bus president]

111. You might be right

but it's really all the same, so long as the meat gets de-boned somewhere along the line.

;-)

[ForrestGump]

88. Oh no. Once again my animal sexual magnetism has caused strife...

Perhaps I should just shun society and go sit alone in some quiet corner of a redwood forest where my mojo can no longer drive women insane with sheer lust and rampant desire for hot and heavy snugglebunnies.

Such is my burden...



EDIT: typo - I assume that 'magentism' is akin to seeing the world through rose-colored glasses

[Booberdawg]

107. No Forrest! Don't you dare!

Stay right out here in the open where we can adore you! :loveya:

I should have known better than to kiss and tell. *sigh* I lost my head.

[prolesunited]

69. Woops!

My bad. :hi:

[ForrestGump]

83. Up? Me?

:D

Up is as up does....

'Pull-toy' does sound a litle painful, though. Potentially. Can I just be a pool toy, instead?

:loveya:

[populistmom]

84. Jacuzzi toy perhaps

:loveya: :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

85. Jacuzzi! Oh, yes...it's so romantic

Geronimo!




Why do they always walk out just when I'm getting good with the cannonballs?

[populistmom]

87. I hope you brought some extra towels

What an awful mess you're going to make! Oh well, dive right in anyway!!!

[ForrestGump]

92. Awful mess? Dive in?

Why, populistmom...



Are you trying to seduce me? :D


Towels? Oops. I knew I'd forgotten something

[populistmom]

93. Hmmmm

What do you think?
O8) or :evilgrin:

Will the real populistmom please stand up?

[ForrestGump]

94. I think this....

:D

[supernova]

98. Forrest!

We sure missed you last night! Hee Hee! 8O)

[ForrestGump]

104. Ms nova!

We missed you, too! :D

But that's all I have to say about that.



Act casually - arouse no...um...suspicions... :loveya:

[Darth_Kitten]

96. I'll second that........

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

105. Ms Kitten! Haven't you done enough teasing of cock

atiels?

:D

Oh, yes, I'll be showing up at your door for candy, too - can't wait to get my hand on your knocker.

[Darth_Kitten]

116. Perv......

:evilgrin: :)

[ForrestGump]

121. Oh, like, you wish!

You cockatiel-caressing person!

Actually, I just had a cockatoo on me a few nights ago.

No, I mean the bird...you perv. Really. :P

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

71. what kind of poll is this without...

youngred and leftist_rebel! this is a joke! :D

[JohnKleeb]

72. lol I know who you would have voted for

did you vote for me? It was a Draft Kleeb movement I swear it.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

73. You're right.

I totally would have voted for....

Oh wait. I'm not telling.

[goobergunch]

75. You could always start poll #3 on your own....

Hold on. Forget I said that.

*holds up neuralizer and puts on sunglasses*

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

76. OK GOOBERGUNCH WE DO THINK ABOUT YOU NAKED

I mean, uh, uh uh.

[Hubert Flottz]

95. You Forgot the Friggin' YAK!

Atta'boy + on the new poll, now Bob Novak can't say that DU don't give a Freeper an even break!

[GOPisEvil]

97. Hey!!! I got 7 votes! Thanks y'all!

At least I beat THE MORAN! :whew:

[supernova]

99. You will always beat

ANY Moran, GOPisEvil! :*

[short bus president]

101. Well, I'm honored and flattered to be included on the list

I just wish I could be touched, too.

;-)

[dolo amber]

103. You *touched* a'ight....

in yo' heid. :P :silly:

[Booberdawg]

108. Hey there is still another day to vote!

[JohnKleeb]

109. I am still winning

:eyes:

[Booberdawg]

113. I'm sorry sweetie

:-(

[JohnKleeb]

114. No its ok, I am just amazed

about it all, so are you gonna do what I discussed with you last night.

[arcane1]

110. oh great, still 1 vote for me, 3 for the MORAN???

3??

THREE????

:wtf: does a guy gotta DO around here, to beat the Moran??

[Booberdawg]

112. But don't sweat it. The one's voting for the MORAN

are going to do him damage. As in to prevent him from contributing any further to the gene pool, if ya know what I mean.

(oh shit, what have I done?? )

[arcane1]

115. what a noble and courageous idea

but... ewwww!!


still, more people wanna damage the moran than... well... you know...


on edit for voter #2 (and 1) :loveya:

[prolesunited]

117. Post a picture

of your actual pull toy? :evilgrin:

[arcane1]

118. lol

you mean pictures of me "beating the moran"? I never heard that expression before :evilgrin:

[Booberdawg]

119. Contest isn't over!

[prolesunited]

120. Better get your votes in

We'll be announcing the winners on Halloween!