Is it against the rules to post drunk?

[Worst Username Ever]

Cuz if it is, I just broke the rules. Pinot Grigio, Pinot Blanc. My fiancee is a wine distributor and this happens more than I would like to admit.

[Reverend_Smitty]

1. Posting drunk is encouraged...

otherwise how would we blackmail you later on after you divulge your secrets to us...oh wait I said too much...go about your business

[Worst Username Ever]

7. shhhhhhhhh

you've said too much.

[evlbstrd]

2. These boards would get very quiet.

Is there a breathalyzer on your computer?

[Worst Username Ever]

9. aftermarket

Dell, owned by rethugs. What would you expect? I think it is mandatory in the patiot act.

[evlbstrd]

12. How many outlets does the huge power brick obstruct?

[Droopy]

3. Typing while drunk will not get you an OUI

I'd say it's good that you are not drinking at some bar and then driving home drunk.

[Worst Username Ever]

10. DWI on the information superhighway?

guilty.

[Worst Username Ever]

11. that was my 6500th post, I'd like to add.

[evlbstrd]

13. Does that mean you're drunk now?

Congratulations!
:toast:

[expatriot]

4. So I am guessing you a "kink" in the distribution chain

Does your wife have to repeatedly make excuses for "lost" or "stolen" product?

[Worst Username Ever]

6. *silence*

She must "have samples in the house to provide for client tastings." LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[aquaman]

5. If so,

we are all banned.

[Worst Username Ever]

8. see ya in purgatory

[Jamison]

14. Ahhh

I have yet to post drunk, but that may change someday soon.