Sarcastically bash the 2004 Presidential candidates!

[UrbScotty]

This is ALL for fun.

Howard Dean is undelectable. There, I said it. He is simply not delectable.

Wesley Clark has a weird middle name. Kanne? That's the name of a film festival in France! And it's not even spelled that way; it's actually spelled CANNES.

You all know John Kerry's initials, right? JFK. His initials are the same as those of the guy whom Oswald killed by himself. And neither JFK lived/lives far from where the Undelectable One lives.

The inexperienced Dick Gephardt is from Missouri. Missouri sounds like Misery.

Bob Graham looks like a Disney character.

John Edwards IS a Disney character.

Dennis Kucinich makes Zell Miller look liberal.

Al Sharpton is boring.

Take the O out of Carol Moseley Braun's first name, and what do you get? Carl. Change the C to a K, and add Rove, and then what do you get? The fact that Rove wants us to nominate CMB.

And finally, Joe Lieberman might as well call himself Joe Liberal-Man, because he's so Left-wing - and he lives two states south of He Who Is Undelectable.

Have at it.

[Robb]

1. Edwards' Disney character:

The resemblance is uncanny.


:D

[UrbScotty]

2. Exactly!

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