I SHOULD BE RUNNING A MOVIE STUDIO

[NomoBreaks]

For the Bewitched movie, my casting choices would have been:

Darrin: Jim Carrey
Samantha: Jennifer Aniston
Larry: Will Ferrell
Endora: Roseanne Barr

They never coulda paid that of course but I'm confident Carrey woulda nailed the Darrin thing and Aniston even freakin' looks like Samantha. Olden-up Ferrell and he's a great Larry, and Roseanne can re-do her Witch thing.

That would be a BLOCKBUSTER, BABY!

I should be running a studio, right?

[Elidor]

1. You're as qualified as any of the bozos running them now

Might as well dream big.

[CanuckAmok]

2. I'd say you're over qualified, as it appears you can compose...

...a written statement.

So, unless you're a third-generation relative of Francis Coppola, or the offspring of a nephew of Samuel Goldwyn, you're out.

[MisterP]

3. that picture is going to make me wet myself one day, it's almost as funny

as those captions to those Homelandsecurity icons last year

[CanuckAmok]

4. here's the whole thing: