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valis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 12:10 PM Original message |
I confess: I AM GOD. Send me your prayers. |
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DrDebug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 12:11 PM Response to Original message |
1. Bless me father because I have sinned |
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valis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 12:13 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. I can tell you you shouldn't have behaved that way... |
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phaseolus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 12:13 PM Response to Original message |
3. suuuure. you'll mis-hear the prayers |
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Roland99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 12:14 PM Response to Original message |
4. "Dear God. Where the #$^@ are my car keys?!?!" |
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valis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 12:14 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. They fell. Retrace your steps. |
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Roland99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 12:28 PM Response to Reply #6 |
13. I fell down the steps. |
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jaxx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 12:14 PM Response to Original message |
5. I want to see your credentials first. |
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valis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 12:15 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. That's it! No prayers from you. I'm a vindictive God. |
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jaxx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 12:22 PM Response to Reply #7 |
11. Wellllll I was going to ask for Jeff Gordon to win today at Dover. |
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valis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 01:08 PM Response to Reply #11 |
16. Problem is another conflicting prayer is being evaluated |
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hfojvt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 01:14 PM Response to Reply #16 |
21. In the words of Yogi Berra |
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jaxx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 01:16 PM Response to Reply #7 |
23. Damn you are vindictive |
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valis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 01:18 PM Response to Reply #23 |
24. We received prayers for that to happen. Many. |
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jaxx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 01:25 PM Response to Reply #24 |
28. LOL we'll try this again next week. |
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valis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 01:26 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. I'd recommend that. You are in the system now. |
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Chicago Democrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
8. Dear God, Forgive the people of our country for the sins of their leaders! |
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valis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 01:09 PM Response to Reply #8 |
17. I cannot forgive those who did not want to know out of laziness |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
9. Lordy, lordy... Will I ever find a truly compatible... |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
10. If that's the case, then I don't even know if you exist. |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 12:24 PM Response to Original message |
12. Dear God, protect me from your followers... |
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valis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 01:16 PM Response to Reply #12 |
22. We've are planning to downsize It is getting out of control |
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brokensymmetry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 12:39 PM Response to Original message |
14. Lord, I pray thee... |
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valis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 01:13 PM Response to Reply #14 |
20. That would interfere with the 2008 plans. Already got a TON |
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HawkerHurricane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 12:49 PM Response to Original message |
15. I wish for peace on Earth, good will toward men... |
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iconoclastic cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 01:11 PM Response to Original message |
18. Bless this,O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits |
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hfojvt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 01:11 PM Response to Original message |
19. Deliver us from evil |
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Lannes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 01:19 PM Response to Original message |
25. Its God? |
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valis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 01:20 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. I can see you. Hands on your desk, please. |
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Lannes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 01:21 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. Sorry |
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Willinois (205 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-05-05 01:26 PM Response to Original message |
29. As long as I don't have to send you a tithe |
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