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Chicago Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-05-05 12:15 PM
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BREAKING NEWS! Saddam to be tried on 12 charges! (BBC)
Saddam Hussein will face 12 charges in a totally legitimate court appointed by Achmed Chalabi.

The 12 charges he will face are :

1) Saggy Undies
2) Lice infestation
3) Bad romance novels
4) Gassing his own prison cell
5) Overdue parking tickets
6) Oppressing Cheese Kurds
7) Goat pornography
8) Bad hygene
9) Killing me softly with his song
10)Being a US ally
11)Using US weapons to fight our enemies
12)Cronyism

Iraqi officials are sure to ask for the death penalty! \



All hail our Dear Leader Cheney!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-05-05 12:17 PM
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1. Goat porn?
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DrDebug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-05-05 12:19 PM
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3. Why does that goat have 5 legs?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-05-05 12:22 PM
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6. I don't know
It was that or the goatsex guy
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Cooley Hurd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-05-05 12:18 PM
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2. "Gassing his own prison cell"
...so the rumors are true that they're feeding him Taco Bell, eh? :D
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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-05-05 12:20 PM
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4. For a nice Baker's Dozen
13) Favoring Beta over VHS
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DrDebug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-05-05 12:21 PM
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5. Beta rules!
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