future Darwin award winner...?

[LiberallyInclined]

ok- i was just on my way home from the store, when i saw one of the most idiotic cell-phoners i've come across-

riding a motorcycle- one of those "ninja"-type street racing wannabe bikes, no helmet of course, simce this is illinois, right hand gripping the accelerator, left hand holding the cell phone to his ear, and a cigarette dangling from his lip, manuevering down a very busy chicago arterial street.

i'm thinking the guy is gonna be lucky to live thru the summer.