My house for sale.

[ozymandius]

Set upon a wooded lot, this handy man special has old world charm. A few feet from the kitchen, you will relish the view of the woods from your bedroom/living room/dining room makeshift window(s). Amenities include: seasonal running water, air, daylight basement, evergreen guest bedroom, rock floors throughout.

Needs paint and some TLC. No reasonable offer refused.

[GeekLife]

1. In Los Altos Hills California

you could probably get $750,000 for it.

[Sapphocrat]

16. Los Altos, eh?

Howdy, neighbor!

And, are you kidding? That wouldn't go for under a cool mill in LAH! :)

[Blue-Jay]

2. No thanks. I'm looking for more of a "hovel"

:D

[Feanorcurufinwe]

3. How quickly will this house be sold?

1. darn fast
2.faster than you can say
3.quicker than a greased rat out a drainpipe
4.in a NY minute
5.shuffling to the title company in cement shoes
6.never make it out of the gate
7.a spectacular failure on all counts
8.gone faster than a quarter on a laundromat floor

[goobergunch]

4. LMAO!!! (n/t)

[ozymandius]

5. Just make me an offer.

I'm hoping to upgrade to a yurt.

[leftist_rebel1569]

6. 4 dollars

:D

[ozymandius]

7. Will you throw in a yak? n/t

[leftist_rebel1569]

8. gee...that's a hard one..

will you take a llama, a box of bubble wrap, and a half-full container of detergent instead?

Actually, let's just go with the 4 dollars and yak thing...deal? :)

[ozymandius]

9. All I want the yak for is the hair.

So throw in a box of hair and you've got a deal.

[leftist_rebel1569]

10. Hair?

How about I keep the yak and give you the 4 dollars and the box of hair? hell, I'll throw in a coupon for 99 cents off yak milk, if you want that....wait, no, that's not such a good idea.

[ozymandius]

11. Yak milk?

I don't know where to buy yak milk around here. But then you could shave the yak. (The hair will grow back.) And I'll give you a box to put the hair in.

Where do you find coupons for yak milk?

[leftist_rebel1569]

12. Okay, that sounds good...

that, and I really don't know where they have yak milk. I guess you could always go to Nepal...

[DemoTex]

13. Fixer-upper with a view

YMMV

[7th_Sephiroth]

14. $5 and not a schilling more

[WillParkinson]

15. How much land? Where?

I'll go for $10.00

You can keep the Yak. And the box of hair.