"Shut the fuck up, Donnie!"

[Mass_Liberal]

n/t

[DS1]

1. So you have no frame of reference here, Donny.

You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...

[lies and propaganda]

4. I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't

roll on Shabbos!
What's Shabbos?
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DONT FUCKING ROLL! SHOMER SHABBOS!

best. movie. everrrrr

[DS1]

11. Whereas what we have here?

A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary

[tridim]

2. Donny, you're out of your element..

I am the Walrus.

[RPM]

3. Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos...

Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DONT FUCKING ROLL! SHOMER SHABBOS!

[lies and propaganda]

6. bastard!

you s.o.b., having the same brilliant idea at the same brilliant time! you wily bastard!

[RPM]

7. i thinke we even copied it from the same website...

:toast:

[lies and propaganda]

12. imdb? haha

that page is great.
:smoke:

[RPM]

16. bingo - our identical capitalization gave it away...

[DS1]

8. OVER THE LINE!

[tridim]

9. Mark it zero Dude

Next frame.

[DS1]

14. What the fuck are you talking about?

The chinaman is not the issue here, dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude. Across this line, you DO NOT...


Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

[Dude_CalmDown]

37. I'm not talking about the guys who built the fucking railroad here. - n/t

*

[CanuckAmok]

5. "That damn airline better not fuck us on the shingle match."

Donnie: "Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"

Frank: "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"

[lies and propaganda]

10. Nihilists:

Ve vant ze money, Lebowski
Ja, uzzervize ve kill ze girl.
Ja, it seems you have forgotten our little deal, Lebowski.
Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
Walter: No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.

[kenny blankenship]

13. What's a pederast?

[ghostsofgiants]

21. Eight year-olds, dude.

[gmoney]

15. Anyone else going to Lebowskifest?

Anyone going, please PM me...

[JVS]

17. Louisville, eh

Maybe I'll be able to come instead of go to shitty work

[tridim]

18. You mean coitus?

[eyepaddle]

19. You want a toe?

I'll get you a toe.

[Citizen Kang]

20. Favorite lines....

"She's got to feed the monkey"
"Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women"

[Dude_CalmDown]

38. What in God's name are you Blathering about?! - n/t

*

[name not needed]

22. I told that Kraut a fuckin' thousand times, I don't roll on shabbos!

[skygazer]

23. "Am I wrong?"

"No, Walter, you're not wrong. You're just an asshole!"

[kenny blankenship]

24. See what happens? You see what happens LARRY? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS!?!?

THIS is what happens Larry! This what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY!

[lies and propaganda]

25. Cant believe I havent seen this....

"They peed on your fuking rug????"
"Really tied the room together, did it not?"

edited for html f'up

[Citizen Kang]

26. There's a million

"You know Dude, I myself dabbled with pacifism at one point. Not in Nam, of course--"

[DS1]

30. I love the TV edit of that line

Do you see what happens Larry? Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps?

[tridim]

34. Gawd, I just saw the TV version last week

It was chopped to hell and almost unwatchable. Thank jeebus I have the DVD.

find a stranger in the Alps? What the?

[SlavesandBulldozers]

27. two oat sodas Gare

right dude.

[SmileyBoy]

28. Don't worry Donny, they're just nihilists. fucking crybabies.

[kenny blankenship]

29. check number 2587 to Ralph's in the amount of 69 cents

Notice the date.


Oddly enough, the first voice we hear in the movie that's not the Cowboy narrator is George Herbert Walker Bush's, seen and heard by the Dude on a tv monitor over the checkout lane.

[ghostsofgiants]

35. "This aggression will not stand"

[Initech]

31. Nihilists? Fuck me.

I mean say what you want about the tenants of national socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos!

[Bryan]

32. "This isn't 'Nam, Smokey. This is bowling. There are RULES."

"Fucking dog has fucking papers. OVER THE LINE!"

"Are you surprised by my tears, sir? Strong men also cry."

"Obviously, you're not a golfer."

"I wouldn't hold out any hope for the tape deck."
"Or the Creedence."

"Hey, be careful, man! There's a beverage here!"

"Dude, do you have to swear so dang much?"
"...What the fuck are you talking about?"

[peekaloo]

33. Look at our current situation with that camelfucker in Iraq.

[ghostsofgiants]

36. Dude: "Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man...

...I need my fucking johnson!"

Donny: "What do you need that for, Dude?"

[Dude_CalmDown]

40. And let's not forget--let's not forget, Dude--that keeping wildlife...

...uh...an amphibious rodent... for, uh, domestic, you know, within the city limits... That ain't legal either.

[PittPoliSci]

39. Fuck it, Dude.

Let's go bowling.

[Dude_CalmDown]

41. We're scattering the fucking ashes! - n/t

*

[noshenanigans]

42. "It's near the In N' Out burger

on Radford.

The In n' Out's on Camrose, Dude.

*Near* the In n' Out burger."

I was in an elevator with Tara Reid on friday, and I wanted so badly to make some witty Lebowski reference, but I knew it would be totally lost on her. Sad.

[Mass_Liberal]

50. hahha

you should have offered to suck her cock for a thousand dollars. It woulda been brill'

[Dude_CalmDown]

43. Man I got certain information, alright? Certain things have come to light.

and.. aah. you know.. aa.. has it ever occurred to you.. aa.. that instead of.. aah.. instead of running around.. aah.. blaming me.. given the nature of all this new shit.. you know this could be.. aah-lot more aah ahh complex.. I mean its not just.. I mean it might not just be such a simple ah.. aah.. you know?

[elperromagico]

44. This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!!!

[elperromagico]

45. I like the cab sequence in the TV version

where "Get outta my fucking cab!" becomes "Get outta my peaceful cab!"

[elperromagico]

46. "Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city... "

I love a movie that enhances my vocabulary.

[RPM]

47. that rug really pulled the room together.... n/t

[Burma Jones]

48. The Dude Abides.......

Indeed.

[deutsey]

49. I am the walrus.

[redqueen]

51. EVERYTHING's a fucking travesty with you, man! n/t