My husband brought home penis-shaped corn chips - ask me anything!

flamingyouth

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Wed Oct-29-03 08:46 PM
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My husband brought home penis-shaped corn chips - ask me anything!

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Blue-Jay

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Wed Oct-29-03 08:46 PM
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1. What will you be dipping them in?

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flamingyouth

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Wed Oct-29-03 08:48 PM
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2. Salsa

mmmm

:evilgrin:

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XNASA

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Wed Oct-29-03 08:48 PM
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3. I guess that's better than........................

Corn-shaped penis chips.

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flamingyouth

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Wed Oct-29-03 08:49 PM
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4. oh ho ho

That is a good one - I will pass that on!

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Spider Jerusalem

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Wed Oct-29-03 08:50 PM
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5. Although...

a corn-shaped penis might not be too bad. Built-in "pleasure bumps"...not to mention the girth. As long as you don't LOOK at it...heh.

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flamingyouth

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Wed Oct-29-03 08:57 PM
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6. You know...

They do make "instruments of pleasure" shaped like corn. Yay, verily, I have seen them with mine own eyes :evilgrin:

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XNASA

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Wed Oct-29-03 08:59 PM
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7. Well shuck me.

Do you mean the entire plant? Or just an ear?

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flamingyouth

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Wed Oct-29-03 09:00 PM
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8. I believe just the ear

But I suppose you could add the stalk???

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Zhade

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Wed Oct-29-03 09:01 PM
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11. Oh, shuck off.

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XNASA

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Wed Oct-29-03 09:05 PM
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15. Get shucked.

:hi:

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Blue-Jay

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Wed Oct-29-03 09:00 PM
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9. Making a plaster cast of an ear of corn shouldn't be too difficult.

What were we talking about again?

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flamingyouth

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Wed Oct-29-03 09:03 PM
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13. This thread is deteriorating quickly

from its original, intellectually stimulating purpose.

Hey, isn't anyone going to ASK who makes the penis-shaped corn chips??? C'mon - I know you're dying to get your own bags of them.

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XNASA

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Wed Oct-29-03 09:04 PM
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14. Let's call in an expert.

http://www.cynthiaplastercaster.com/

I've met Cynthia. She a local gal. And I've seen some of her work. But none of it was shaped like an ear of corn.

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flamingyouth

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Wed Oct-29-03 09:09 PM
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16. Oh yeah!

She'd be real disappointed in the size of these corn chips, though.

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Zhade

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Wed Oct-29-03 09:01 PM
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10. Hahaha! Owww, my spleen! :D

NT!

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specimenfred1984

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Wed Oct-29-03 09:03 PM
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12. Don't Take the Name "Frito-Lay" Seriously

and call the 1-800 number and ask for the recipee-pee.

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proud patriot

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Wed Oct-29-03 09:10 PM
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17. How thoughtful of him

LOL ....Did ya tell him thank you

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flamingyouth

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Wed Oct-29-03 09:13 PM
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19. Why yes I did...

But we really have to thank "Senor Dick" for making "Little Dippers."

I find them too salty. Really.

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WillParkinson

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Wed Oct-29-03 09:10 PM
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18. Betcha...

Can't eat just one!

Or can't wait to pop them in your mouth...

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flamingyouth

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Wed Oct-29-03 09:13 PM
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20. I've already had several tonight

:evilgrin:

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