"Peter Graves couldn't find ugly at a Radcliffe mixer!"

[CubsFan1982]

Post your other obscure "Simpsons" quotes here! :D

[sir_captain]

1. Man, that was the best

I watched that episode from my dorm room freshman year at Harvard--the girls in the room were *not* amused.

[CubsFan1982]

4. Wasn't that the Arthur Fortune episode?

And Burnsie wanted to be loved. Homer's like, "OK, I'll need some beer..." :P

[CanuckAmok]

2. "'Twas that loneliness that killed her. Loneliness and leprosy."

[sasquatch]

3. "Children are our future, THAT'S WHY THEY MUST BE STOPPED TODAY!"

:D

[Modem Butterfly]

5. In your FACE Space Coyote!

And from that same episode:

"Hi, M4M? I'm looking for a soulmate and I like long walks on the beach and crisp autumn evenings by the fire. No, I don't like that. Or that. It's not that I'm afraid. I've got to hang up now,"

[ghostsofgiants]

6. Everyone's always kissing your ass! Well I'm here to tell you, you're a...

[displacedtexan]

7. Favorite chalkboard quote

(At the beginning of the 100th episode)

"I will not celebrate meaningless milestones."

[CubsFan1982]

8. "Mr. Jefferson, my name is Lisa Simpson, and I have a problem."

Jefferson: I know your problem. The Lincoln Memorial was too crowded.

Lisa: Sorry, sir. It's just...

Jefferson: No one ever comes to see me. I don't blame them. I never did anything important. Just the Declaration of Independence, the Louisiana Purchase, the dumbwaiter...

Lisa: Uh, maybe I should be going. I've caught you at a bad time...

Jefferson: Wait! Please don't go. I get so lonely...