My sister-in-law sent this: send it to every fundie you know

[merbex]

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that."

My apologies if this has been posted before

[GOPBasher]

1. I saw the same thing on some site once, but it said

that the "Republican party is now changing its emblem from the elephant to a condom." The reasons were all the same.