What underwear would Jesus wear?

[sundog]

Poll question: What underwear would Jesus wear?

cause i'm going shopping tomorrow & i need to make responsible decisions :P

[xultar]

1. Too hot for commando a thong for sure.

[davidinalameda]

3. you get that nice breeze going

my vote is for commando

[kedrys]

9. same here, for the same reason

air out the nethers :D

[sundog]

10. true... long hikes & such

[rooboy]

2. I'd like to think he'd wear a kilt. n/t

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

4. Commando, definitely.

His "holiness" should never be covered. :P

[Webster Green]

5. Where is the option for "None"?

Are you assuming that everyone wears underwear?

[MissMillie]

12. "commando"

is the word for none

[Webster Green]

17. I guess you do learn something new everyday! (n/t)

[terrya]

6. Commando. Because Jesus would be seriously packing.

Just a hunch. :-)

[ikojo]

23. WOW! A new take on Jesus that's

for sure. I'll never think of him in the same way again.

[seemunkee]

7. one of these

[Atlas Mugged]

13. Thanks for poisoning my brain

Now I must - absolutely MUST - photoshop a pic of Jesus on the cross with "Home Of The Whopper" on his loincloth.

[Deja Q]

8. Anybody look up His robe?

I say commando. :9

[AntiCoup2K4]

11. Well, if you go by the usual pictures, it was a diaper/loincloth thing.

http://tinyurl.com/bl4b9

[tjwmason]

14. I'd love to see Sundog in one of those

:evilgrin:

[sundog]

15. no you wouldn't

:scared:

[tjwmason]

18. I'm not convinced

Post one and I'll let you know :evilgrin:

[Cannikin]

20. You kids stop it!! You made me spew my mid-day coffee

[terrya]

22. Yeah, let's see sundog in one of those. I'll second that!

:-)

[Mizmoon]

16. How did they keep those on before safety pins

I wonder ....

[saltpoint]

19. I can see somebody asking Jesus what underwear he wants to wear

and he responds, "Verily I say unto you it is those with nothing whom my ministry must serve. Let linens flow to their needy hands this day."

He'd probably use his native tongue and not English, but I think he'd be generous with anything he could find if it would help the poor, and I doubt if he'd be brand- or style-specific.

[Felix Mala]

29. He would stand with a swash of calico decorously held

in front of his genitals (the trinity?) by two flying cherubim carefully keeping it's place, if we can believe classical paintings. But each cherub would require his own pair of cherubs to hoist a smaller cloth, but to similar affect, before their sinful human bits. And each pair would have their own pair, ad infinitum.

[saltpoint]

31. "Calico Undergarments -- Angel-Soft!"

Hi, Feles Mala. I'm thinking that Jim Dobson would have a heart attack to hear of your equating the Trinity with the genitalia of the Galilean.

And that would be a good thing.

Loved your post and the language. Very very nice stuff.

[realisticphish]

21. Commando

but, if i had to choose, boxers, definately

[Duncan Grant]

24. Damn. I am *so* going to hell now and -

it's all your fault! :spank: :evilgrin:
edit: "commando"

[FuzzySlippers]

25. The really important question

is what brand of cigarettes would Jesus smoke?;-)

[jakefrep]

26. Gauloises nt

[hfojvt]

27. other - whatever they sell at Kmart

otherwise he's definitely not wearing his underwear.

[Yit]

28. I'm guessing Holy ones.

[Jessica]

30. We should make this into a new bracelet.

W U W J W