Now that we know who Deep Throat is:

[deutsey]

what other mysteries do you want to live long enough to see "solved"?

[matcom]

1. who killed JFK

no brainer for me

[JimmyJazz]

3. Castro. Next Question.

:P

[matcom]

6. i think it was the Clenis

:bounce:

[JimmyJazz]

8. d'oh! Of course it was Clenis!

How stupid of me!

[deutsey]

11. If you look really closely at pix of the Grassy Knoll

You will see Clinton's Penis in a police uniform.

I kid you not.

[deutsey]

5. It was Oswald

The Warren Commission said so.

:sarcasm:

[maveric]

13. Arlen Spector and Gerold Ford could someday come clean on this?

Ford is the last surviving WC member and Spector was the WC's "gopher".

[JimmyJazz]

21. I just read where the Warren Commission was a cover up

because they knew Castro was involved and if the American people found out, they would demand retribution against Castro. So, in order not to have WWIII start, the Warren Commission blamed it on Oswald and closed the book. No one will come clean because they believe they did what they did in the best interests of the American people.

[maveric]

23. Why would Castro want JFK dead? Kennedy was said to be "soft"

on communism.
My money is on the Military Industrial Complex and other RW organisations(BFEE).

[JimmyJazz]

26. In a nutshell: The CIA hatched a plot to assassinate Castro

as a warm up to the Bay of Pigs invasion. They hired Mafia hit men to do the job. One of the men, a guy by the name of Trafficante - an exiled Cuban, was hired. He supposedly had a beef with Castro because he owned nightclubs in Havana before Castro came to power.

Anyway, Trafficante turned out to be an informant for Castro and let him know each time there was an attempt on his life.

Castro became angry at the attempts on his life and swore to get Kennedy in return. The Mafia, pissed off at Robert's crack down of organized crime, was his willing accomplice. So, the plot against Castro turned into a plot against Kennedy.

Here's an interesting aside: Jack Ruby didn't even vote for John Kennedy - but he did make several trips to Cuba.

[deutsey]

27. I still think it was a CIA/Mafia hit myself

Oswald was too deep in military intelligence, imo.

[JimmyJazz]

31. It was - absolutely. But, it seems there is a good chance

Castro really did have his hand in it. Here is a quote from Castro dated September 7, 1963: "We are prepared to fight them and answer in kind. United States leaders should think that if they are aiding terrorist plans to eliminate Cuban leaders, they themselves will not be safe."

[maveric]

39. Santo Trafficante was the Mafia Don of Florida. He and Carlos Marcello

who was the Don of New Orleans, along with Jimmy Hoffa, had an axe to grind with JFK. RFK, the AG at the time, went out and prosecuted a boatload of mob guys. He even had Marcello abducted and deported(dumped off) to Honduras.
Kennedy actually wanted to "make nice" with the USSR and Cuba, which pissed off the mob because their Casinos were all closed down due to communism. It was quite complicated. There were several camps involved.
What it came down to was that Kennedy wanted an end to the Cold War and no involvement in Viet Nam. The Military Industrial Complex had a lot of money to be made and JFK wanted to put a damper on that.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

40. Naw

Follow the money.

The answer to who killed JFK has been in plain view of the world since November 11, 1963.

Follow the money.

That's all I'm gonna say.

[maveric]

41. 3 words! Military Industrial Complex

That's all I'm gonna say.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

43. Oy gevalt

That's THREE words.

There are, however, two words to consider.

They're in Italian.

Can you guess what they are?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

47. If you're thinking "cui bono", that's Latin, not Italian. (nt)

[OldLeftieLawyer]

52. I said Italian,

and this Italian-American OldLeftieLawyer means Italian when she says it.

Now, you know those two words. I know you do.

Right under everyone's nose, I'm telling you.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

53. Don Corleone?

Spaghetti aldente?
Mario Cuomo?
Porca miseria?
Bambino d'oro?

[OldLeftieLawyer]

54. You're starting to

get on OldLeftieLawyer's one remaining nerve - the one named "Guido."

Am I going to have to beat it out of you, like a good nun?

"Al dente" is two words. He's my bookie.

Mario Cuomo is God.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

56. Er... Mario Andretti? (nt)

[OldLeftieLawyer]

62. And now,

Guido is roused.

Is OldLeftie going to have to get that pointer?

Hint: it's not a name. Of a meal. Of a person. Of a bookie.

Don't get Guido upset, I'm tellin' ya ...............

[chickenscratching]

2. JFK

[maveric]

4. RFK & JFK

[xmas74]

7. What happens to socks when you put them in the wash?

I want to know how I always lose at least one every single time.

[deutsey]

10. It somehow involves the CIA

but I can't say anything else or I'll be killed.

[xmas74]

12. That figures.

I really don't know what they would want w/ my sweaty gym socks unless they are the fuel for a new weapon.

[deutsey]

28. Ooooh-ho-ho

You have NO idea.

:scared:

[xmas74]

37. maybe that's a good thing.

Personally, I think that it is DoD who steals my socks. I have a base practically in my backyard so they would have an easy time sneaking in and stealing them.
Maybe they use them to fuel the B2's.

[VelmaD]

61. This one is easy...

socks are the larval stage of wire hangers. That's why no matter how many wire hangers you throw out there's always more in the back of the closet. The socks migrate there from the dryer then go through a coccooning stage and emerge as wire hangers.

My momma told me so it MUST be true. :)

[xmas74]

63. That does make sense.

I hate wire hangers. They scare me.

[terrya]

9. The full story of Iran-Contra

I want to know exactly how much Bush I was involved, for instance.

This story has been never fully explained.

[JimmyJazz]

16. There's a good book called "Out of Control"

by Leslie Cockburn. It's an excellent description of the Iran-Contra affair.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

14. Whether it was LIHOP or MIHOP

I am completely convinced it was one or the other

[Left Is Write]

34. I lean toward LIHOP, but

yes, I'd really like to know.

[Salviati]

15. How many licks *does* it take to get to the tootsie roll center

of a tootsie roll pop?

I've had it up to here with the cover-up perpetrated by "Mr. Owl"

[deutsey]

17. You can't handle the tru-who-th

[jmm]

18. Why is Carrot Top famous?

I could understand his fame if he had talent or looks but he doesn't have either.

[deutsey]

20. Read "Faust"

There's a reason Carrot Top's hair is fiery red.

[AmericanErrorist]

19. The 18 and a half minute gap on the Watergate tapes

The Top 10 Idiots even made a crack about them:

"We can exclusively announce that the missing 18-and-a-half minutes from Nixon's Oval Office tape recordings reveal who shot John F. Kennedy, the current location of Adolf Hitler, what the aliens REALLY want, and the recipe for Pat Nixon's famous rhubarb crumble."

[deutsey]

22. Nixon just didn't know how to operate his tape machine

He thought he pushed "record" when he was making a copy of "Stairway to Heaven."

[Left Is Write]

24. Where IS Jimmy Hoffa?

[Midnight Rambler]

25. Rooming with Elvis in an igloo up in Canada

[Left Is Write]

33. I wonder if they get visits from Jim Morrison on holidays.

[indypaul]

29. Anyone seen Osama bin Laden lately?

Also, would like to see the Anthrax Mailer
found sometime soon. But then I guess these
may not be so much mysteries and just plain
screw ups. Whatever!

[deutsey]

30. You're dealing in ancient history, my friend

However, everyone now is consumed with who kidnapped that pretty blonde girl in Aruba.

Get with the times....guy-eee.

[JimmyJazz]

32. What really did happen to Charles Lindbergh, Jr.

:shrug:

[JI7]

45. wasn't that solved ?

or are there still questions about it?

[Left Is Write]

35. Another mystery, and my pet tinfoil theory.

I don't believe that Paul Wellstone's death was an accident. What REALLY happened?

[uppityperson]

36. DeepThroat-check, now who's behind the green door?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

48. I GET the reference, and that is disturbing. (nt)

[redsoxliberal]

38. what happens in the next harry potter?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

44. delete

Misplaced.

[liberalitch]

42. Lost Colony

Killed by Croatans?
Saved by Croatans?
Killed by starvation or disease?
Went inland?
Tried to sail somewhere else?

[JI7]

46. what happened to Amelia Earthart

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

50. She went to the future

Don't you watch Star Trek?

[deutsey]

58. There are claims that she was captured and executed by the Japanese

I don't know how reliable or accepted these claims are, though.

[Mizmoon]

49. What were in the destroyed MK-ULTRA records

Sadly, we will never know just how far the government went ...

[deutsey]

57. Have you read "Acid Dreams"?

I highly recommend this book (available at http://www.levity.com/aciddreams/)

At the site are some declassified CIA documents from MK-ULTRA (http://www.levity.com/aciddreams/dox.html)

Among the documents that were destroyed was a CIA manual entitled:
"LSD: Some Un-Psychedelic Implications."

http://www.levity.com/aciddreams/samples/autopsy.html

[Mizmoon]

60. Thank you

no I have not read the book but I will now ...

[CanuckAmok]

51. where the fuck is my DVD remote?!

...?

[deutsey]

59. That will forever remain shrouded in the mists of time

[alittlelark]

55. Why is the turn signal an 'option' on SOME peoples cars?

Mine came w/ one attached.