I walked past Tom DeLay's office today. Ask me anything!

[Merope215]

That's all. :evilgrin:

[Rick Myers]

1. Are you going to take a shower now?

Yikes!

[Roland99]

2. Did it smell like....fear?

[Merope215]

12. Mostly like my puke.

Haha. His office is in a great spot...but I literally did a double-take (I was on my way to a meeting) when I saw the name posted on the door.

[Merope215]

11. Oh, I already did.

Believe me. :puke:

[GCP]

3. Does smoke leak out under the door and screams of the damned

ring down the hallways? :evilgrin:

[Merope215]

14. I haven't seen any

but the House just came back to session, so I'm not sure they've got the full Forces of Evil fired up yet. Don't worry, I'm sure they're working on it. :P

[DistressedAmerican]

4. Is He REALLY A Dickhead?

[Merope215]

16. I didn't see him!

But judging from the media reports...my guess would be a resounding yes. :evilgrin:

[Zuni]

5. you should have "marked your territory"

if you know what I mean :P

[Merope215]

17. ah, next time

don't worry. :P

[Sanity Claws]

6. What did it smell like?

[Merope215]

18. immaculate, actually

they keep the lingering stench of corruption securely bottled up inside the inner sanctum, i'd guess.

[Midnight Rambler]

7. Did you succeed in destroying the ring?

[Merope215]

21. no, but i have all summer

Perhaps I can project enough karma in his direction that the ring will be destroyed. :P

[Merope215]

22. oops

delete

[wtmusic]

8. He has a nice location

on the ground floor of Longworth, in the front.

Maybe he'll get the ground floor at Leavenworth too.

[xmas74]

15. My best friend's uncle does riot at Leavenworth.

He's also a lifelong Dem. He'd take reaaaaaaaaaly good care of him there.

[Merope215]

27. Hope so!!

n/t

[baldguy]

9. Pockets filled with garlic?

Armed with a crucifix? Silver bullets?

[Merope215]

28. Alas, I was unprepared

Just wandered by on my way to somewhere else. Next time, though, I'll make sure I'm properly protected. Don't want to take any chances, do I? :P

[SammyBlue]

10. Is it true he has a chronic masturbation problem?

[Merope215]

29. Haha, I wouldn't know about that

Nor would I want to, thank you very much! :puke:

[elperromagico]

13. Do the whores display their wares in the windows

or do you have to go inside to check them out?

[Merope215]

31. Nah, I think the whores stay on K Street

most of the time. At least I hope so. They have their own little red-light district over there, though I don't think they see it that way.

[JohnKleeb]

19. What building is it in again?

I think I passed by his Majority Leader's office but not his official office.

[Merope215]

33. Cannon

At least, if that's his official office. I'm pretty sure it is - right down the hall from Dennis Hastert. Are you in DC? You should PM me! :hi:

[unhappycamper]

20. Did you see bag of money lying around? Or bagmen?

:banghead:

[Seabiscuit]

25. Was Howard Hunt in town?

[geckosfeet]

23. Were there any semen stains ?

[Seabiscuit]

24. Do the homeless sleep outside his door?

[Orsino]

26. Does tomato juice work for that? n/t

[peekaloo]

30. Did ya fart really loud at his door?

[Merope215]

32. I retched at it.

Really. I have to get a grip on my tentative grasps at maturity. :P

[peekaloo]

34. Well a few years ago a group of my co-workers were visiting

the Senate chambers/touring the building and when we got to Trent Lott's office I asked an aide if we could try on some of his head rugs.

The kid laughed and said they were at the cleaners.

[Merope215]

35. LMAO!

That's AWESOME. I'm surprised the intern was cool enough to laugh it off - most of the ones I know are uptight as hell!