I know you guys want to see me topless handing out candy...

[Maddy McCall]

so here I am...this was taken a few years ago, before I got my own cooking show and prior to the sag that old age brings...

[Benhurst]

1. Senator Dole? How long have you been lurking on DU? n/t

[Maddy McCall]

2. I could tell you some things about Ol' Bob...

but you probably wouldn't want to hear it. ;-)

[Zomby Woof]

3. my eyes!!! MY EYES!!!!!

I feel like such a sucker for clicking this thread!

[Maddy McCall]

6. LOL!

[slinkerwink]

4. That's Julia Child!!!

Don't be dissing Julia Child.... :-(

[Maddy McCall]

7. I'm not dissing Julia...

I adore her. Lots of DUers thought I picked my DU name based on her, which I didn't. That is what inspired the shoddy photoshop above.

Please don't hate me because I'm beautiful! :-)

[ForrestGump]

5. Are those lollipops?

Looks like some good lickin' there, I'd say. :D

[Maddy McCall]

8. Oh, yeah...and are they SWEET!

And, I made them myself, using my secret belgium sugar candy recipe...gotta get it to the right temp, you know.

:hi: Forrest. Where ya been? Havent seen you on DU much this past week.

[ForrestGump]

18. What temperature's that?

'cos my monitor's already melting. :D

Yea, I have been elusive these past days - as AWOL as a Bush SOP (son of privilege) during a Southeast Asian police action - but I have obviously returned at the right time...lollipop time!

How goes the inhalation of sweet, fresh air? Sweetly, I hope! :yourock:

[Maddy McCall]

21. Aaargh! you had to ask!

not so well. I will pm you later and tell you about it.

:yourock: too!

[Syncronaut Seven]

9. Julia Mi Amour!

It is I, Mon cheri, your long lost love Pepe, Pepe LePeu! Why are you backing away?

[Maddy McCall]

10. It is your au parfum d'analgland...

that causes me to shy away ;-)

[Syncronaut Seven]

11. parfum d'analgland?

Is that some new type of hourderve. Educate me in the cullinary arts Mon Cherie!

[Maddy McCall]

12. LOL! I got your horse duvers right here.

;-)

[Sick of Bullshit]

14. Hey, Pepe

You do realize, as a native speaker of francais, that when you use the term "mon cheri", you mean that your sweetie is a guy. "Ma cherie" is the proper way to address a sweetie of the female persuasion.

You do know that, don't you? You rascally little Skonque de Pew, you!

[Syncronaut Seven]

16. un skunk ne peut pas avoir...

les moyens d'être trop sélectif. ;)
Or he will be a very lonely skunk. :lol:

(Please note authentic babelfish français)

[BurtWorm]

13. Ring a ding ding!

She got some miles on 'er, but she can still cook!

(Bonus points if you can name the movie that's from.)

[Maddy McCall]

15. Burt, ya got me...

I have no idea. I lose :-(

[BurtWorm]

17. How can you lose? You're the only name on the ballot!

Hint: It's a reference in an Ann-Margaret movie.

[Maddy McCall]

19. Uh...Viva Las Vegas?

I have NO idea...sounds like a good line, so I might want to watch it...give me another hint. LOL!

[BurtWorm]

20. 52 Pickup

with Roy Scheider. John Glover plays the utter creep who speaks that line to Scheider about Ann-Margaret (Scheider's wife). It's based on an Elmore Leonard novel. It's kind of intense. You like intense movies about utter creeps? Then you'll like 52 Pickup.