I'm home from work sick today. What should I do with myself?

[VelmaD]

Poll question: I'm home from work sick today. What should I do with myself?

I've been up feeling urp-y and decided not to go in. My stomach hurts too much to sleep. Help me figure out what to do with my day.

[Trigger Hippie]

1. I've actually watched

Alien while home sick. It actually made me feel a lot better about my gastrointestinal woes. :hi:

[VelmaD]

2. Heeeee...

If it's winning after lunch I'm gonna pop it in the VCR. At this point I'm not sure a chest-bursting alien wouldn't be preferable...at least after it popped out my tummy wouldn't hurt anymore. Granted, I'd be dead...:shrug:

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

3. Other...

um... the fun is back, right??

:evilgrin:

Hope you feel better!

[VelmaD]

4. *snort*

I thought about putting "write birthday porn for short bus* as a poll option. Just not feeling up to it though.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

5. I am sure he TOTALLY appreciates the thought....

hee...

[VelmaD]

6. It'll be more fun for him...

if he just gets porn out of the blue for no reason on a random day anyway. :)

[short bus president]

7. CLOWN PORN!!!

Like you really had to ask...

[VelmaD]

8. Uh...no...I think not

Not sure my tummy is up to the circus music. Blech.

BTW, Happy Birthday ya perv. :P

[short bus president]

10. Awwwwwwwww!

You know the drill, hon. Stick a _ _ _ _ _ _ in it and quit yer _ _ _ _ _ _ _'. :P

Seriously, tho - hope you get to feeling better. I have a feeling I may be kinda sick to my stomach tomorrow morning...

[Aristus]

9. I don't have to go in to work for a while yet, Vel. I'll sit up with you.

I remember you sitting up with me when I was sick a while back.

[VelmaD]

12. You're such a sweetie-pie

I'm not very good company at the moment...kind of in and out if ya know what I mean. I lay down for a bit then sit up and get on the puter for a bit...then I'm "occupied" for a bit. I can't get comfy and stay comfy. I want my momma. :(

[Aristus]

18. Aww sweetie...

:hug: Get better soon!

[VelmaD]

20. Mmm...

'ristus huggage. :)

Hey, I got a question. How do you say "I need a hug" in German? :) Or "My feet are cold - will you go make me some hot chocolate?"

[Aristus]

26. Ich kenn das Wort nich, aber...

du bist Mein schnuckeliges Haschen! ;-)

[VelmaD]

28. So which one was that?

Or did you just say something rude? ;)

[Aristus]

32. No, I just said:

"I don't know that word, but you're my snuggly bunny anyway!"

Feel better? :D

[VelmaD]

34. I'm a little bit stunned...

that there is a word in German for "snuggly bunny". Heeeeeeeeeee.

[Aristus]

36. Those Germans have a word for EVERYTHING!

And it's: "Alles".






That's a joke, son. B-)

[VelmaD]

37. Yup...and no matter the word...

it always sounds like "BENT OAFER!" :spank:

[Aristus]

38. Hmm.

Somebody wants a spanking. BENT OAFER! :spank::spank::spank:

[VelmaD]

40. Oh no...

you hit that end and there's no telling what'll come out of my mouth...and it won't be crying or screaming at you in German not to stop. *urp*

I really hate being sick. Up until about 6 months ago I hadn't thrown up in almost 20 years. Then my body decided it was an option again and is trying to make up for lost time. Blech.

[Aristus]

42. Oh, sorry.

I took the spankycon as an invite. Thought you were getting better and all.

[VelmaD]

44. I couldn't stop flirting a little bit...

if I was dead. :)

And having someone to play with helps the brain feel better...even if my tummy is being uncooperative. :hug:

[Aristus]

46. Well, if it's one thing I can do,

it's make someone's brain feel better. It's an indispensible talent.

[VelmaD]

48. You should always be good to your brain...

Don't be like me - I treat mine badly and poke it with q-tips. :)

Ok, I'm getting punch drunk from lack of sleep.

[Aristus]

50. Okay, go to sleepy, now, Schatz!

I have to leave for work in a bit anyway.

Sleep tight. :boring: :-)

[VelmaD]

51. I just had a mid-morning snack and now...

I think it's sleepy-time. Have a good day at work, hunny-bunny. :) And thanks for sitting up with me. :hug:

[Aristus]

53. Anytime.

:hug::hug::hug:

B-)

[Tsiyu]

11. Take the meds, sleep,

wake up this afternoon, have some soup and then crash back out.

or don't.

It's your day off so do whatever you choose :toast:

[VelmaD]

13. sleep sounds really good

I'm hopin to get in a nap before too much longer. I'm exhausted and probably gonna crash before too much longer even without Nyquil assistance.

BTW, love your avatar and usename. I spent 4 years out in Lubbock in college...went to the Buddy Holly statue several times. :)

[Tsiyu]

31. I was just posting to you and the power went out

Hope we don't get another five hour lapse in service again!

So, yeah, imagine the Buddy Statue healing your afflicted belly, and sleep away the pain...Ha! Hope you feel better :hug:

[VelmaD]

35. It's like Benny Hin...

only better. :)

[plcdude]

14. I voted other

get some rest, drink plenty of liquids, and read whatever you want. I recommend the site literotica.com. Hope you feel better soon.

[VelmaD]

16. Unless they've updated in the last 3 days...

I am currently caught up over at literotica.com. ;)

This may come as a HUGE shock...but I'm not really in a porn-y mood. I know...IT'S A WORLD GONE MAD!!!!!111

Now...if someone wanted to come read porn TO me and I didn't have to make any effort...

[MissMillie]

15. sleep, sleep, sleep

and then when you're done.... get some sleep.

[VelmaD]

17. How did you know...

that was my favorite hobby? :)

[MissMillie]

23. it ranks right up there in my life too... right up there w/ eating (n/t)

.

[VelmaD]

25. The only upside I'm seeing...

is that I can do comfort food today. Chicken noodle-o soup. And ginger cookies to help settle my tunny. :)

[GodlessBiker]

19. Time to take out the large vibrating egg.

[VelmaD]

21. *blink*

*blink*

*blink*

:wow:

[GOPisEvil]

22. If you start feeling better, you can go weed my garden.

Stupid weeds. x(

[VelmaD]

24. I don't think you want me...

blerghing all over your marigolds. Sorry. :)

[GOPisEvil]

27. That's not considered fertilizer?

:P

[VelmaD]

29. Brings your dahlias up a treat

;)

Next time I have one too many at your house just kick me out into the back yard instead of the bathroom.

[GOPisEvil]

30. Oh, Time Warner is going to send someone out today.

They are goingto temporarily fix the line until they can schedule a permanent repair.

The bad news? $50. :(

[VelmaD]

33. So that really means...

they'll be out sometime next Thursday.

Hope whatever they do fixes the problem. You'll have to let me know how their temporary fix compares to the one we tried.

[GOPisEvil]

39. She said no one had to be home for them to do it.

:shrug: They're usually pretty good about coming on the same day.

She said they were going to re-run a temporary line. :shrug:

[VelmaD]

41. Sounds like a scam to me...

to get you to pay for two visits to the house. But then...it is the cable company and lord knows they are USELESS.

[GOPisEvil]

47. I asked that.

$50 takes care of everything.

Actually, I have to give TW some credit. Their customer service isn't bad at all. At least I've had good luck with them. I sure as hell pay them enough...

[VelmaD]

49. Color me stunned

Oh...did you tell them how the cable got cut or is that for us to know and them to find out? :)

[GOPisEvil]

52. I 'fessed up.

:) I'm so honest.

[VelmaD]

54. Your momma would be so proud

:)

Ok, I'm gonna try to go nap. Talk at ya later.

[GOPisEvil]

56. Have a nice nap.

:hi:

[NYYFan]

43. Nyquil and Soap operas

CBS soaps, of course ;-)

[VelmaD]

45. I haven't watched a soap opera in years...

do you think it would make more or less sense if I was drugged up? :)

[NYYFan]

55. It depends if you liked ppl on there that are no longer there-

or at least died 3 or four times. ;-)

Seriously, What could it hurt ? :shrug: