Which troglodyte is worse? Esteban or Jan Crouch?

[chickenscratching]

Poll question: Which troglodyte is worse? Esteban or Jan Crouch?

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[chickenscratching]

1. jesus paid for my breasts kick

[mcscajun]

2. I had to look Jan Crouch up to know who she was and why

she is, by far, the worse troglodtye.

I've seen Esteban's infomercial -- at least he's a) only selling cheap guitars, and b) he's good for a laugh or two. He IS Truly Pathetic.

Jan's making her money shilling for religion, and bad religion at that. I've never seen her, so don't know her amusement quotient.

So, I voted for the troglodyte I don't know. :)

[chickenscratching]

3. shes amusing alright

very funny, but her soul is too retched, i think you made a wise choice.

[AntiCoup2K4]

7. When did Jan Crouch join Bad Religion??

Guess that explains the pink/purple hair. So when do we get to hear her sing "Fuck Armegeddon This Is Hell"

[Tektonik]

4. Praise Jaysus for the pink hair

[ghostsofgiants]

5. Is Esteban famous for anything aside from his crappy guitar infomercial?

Jan Crouch got my vote, televangelist types creep me out. But I really wanna know what the hell Esteban is famous for, if anything.

[AllegroRondo]

8. Esteban has longer fingernails than Jan Crouch.

[mcscajun]

9. Esteban is a self-promoting fraud selling cheaply made guitars/amps

to unsuspecting fools.

And he can't play for shit, either.

A guitarist friend of mine had me sit and watch his silly infomercial and his appearance on the Home Shopping Network. My friend spent half his time picking apart the equipment and what it was supposedly worth, and the rest picking apart his playing. We had many a good laugh, too.

[ghostsofgiants]

11. Yeah, I know that much

But is he famous for anything OTHER than his crappy infomercial?

[Left Is Write]

13. I wonder that about most infomercial "stars."

They often have a "celebrity host" who, to the best of my knowledge, has no "celebrity" outside of the infomercial industry.

Hey, do you think the infomercial industry has their own awards night? And what would it be like?

"Thank you! I, celebrity host Bill Veneertooth, am honored to receive the Outstanding Celebrity Host of the year award! But wait! There's more! I get the Most Obvious Hairpiece award too! If you act now, it can all be yours for just four payments of 69.99."

[mcscajun]

15. No.

I guess that was the one word I left out of my earlier response.

If it wasn't for his self-promotion, NOBODY outside of Arizona would even know who he was.

[ghostsofgiants]

16. Haha, okay

Another of life's mysteries finally solved.

[trackfan]

6. Jan Crouch ...

very strangely creepy. I haven't heard of this Esteban chararcter though.

[mcscajun]

10. Be very thankful.

See my comment upthread.

[Left Is Write]

14. I'm the other way around.

I've seen Esteban, but not Jan Crouch.

[VOX]

12. Jan has a much broader resume than Esteban...

Although Esteban plays a mean, mediocre jack-shit plywood guitar, Jan has battled demons, depression, diesel truckloads of flowing mascara, and the incredible, unspeakable Babylonian tackiness of the TBN on-camera set.

This is not a choice I ever thought I'd have to make. :)

[TrogL]

17. Hey!

These people give TrogLodytes a bad name.