Are you there?

[Yit]

:shrug:

[tsakshaug]

1. over here

[Yit]

9. Stand up, I can't see ya.

[tsakshaug]

14. nah

eating lunch
don't want to spill it
I'll wave:hi:

[Yit]

23. Can I give you a long distance high five or

is that too 80's?

[skygazer]

2. Where?

[Yit]

4. right there

[Heidi]

3. Yep, I'm here and welcoming you to DU!

Welcome, Yit! :hi:

[Yit]

Why thank you very much!

I knew you were here Heidi!

[Heidi]

7. How did you know I was here?

Was I yodeling too loudly (again)? :blush:

[Yit]

8. No. It was the perfume.

You know what that does to me! :loveya:

[Heidi]

10. You obviously have mistaken me for Heidi Fleiss.

_This_ Heidi doesn't engage in chemical warfare. Maybe it was the rosemary-and-sage bath soap you smelled. :hi:

[Yit]

11. Of course.

The scent makes my knees go weak.

[Heidi]

15. Sorry about that.

Weak knees can sometimes lead to painful surgical procedures!

[Yit]

17. But well worth it.

[Mizmoon]

5. Not yet

soon.

[Yit]

6. Don't give up!

[dajoki]

12. i'm here

where are you?

[Yit]

13. Duh, look behind you.

[auntAgonist]

16. no I'm right here!

[Yit]

20. Well, get over there auntAgonist! You're on in 30 seconds.

[jandrok]

18. No, I'm gone for the day.

Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.

[Yit]

19. Hi jandrok, it's Yit

Once again you left your unmentionables at my place last night.

[jandrok]

21. You mean I'm wearing YOUR unmentionables right now?

It was dark, ya know? I didn't know what I was grabbin'......

[Yit]

22. Uh no. I think you are wearing my

lamp shade. I woke up and it was gone.

[jandrok]

24. Damn. I hate it when that happens.

I picked a hell of a week to stop sniffing glue.

Welcome to DU, by the way.

[Yit]

27. Thanks!

Keep the shade, a gift from me to you.

[Trigger Hippie]

25. Here I am!

:hi:

[Yit]

26. Yes you are.

Now put some clothes on.

[Trigger Hippie]

29. Awwwww

Do I hafta? You're no fun.

:evilgrin:

[Yit]

31. Ok, ok, ok. Comb your hair then.

[Trigger Hippie]

33. hee hee ...

:evilgrin:

[Left Is Write]

28. No, I'm not there. I'm here.

And if I weren't here, I'd be somewhere else.

[Yit]

32. You sure?

[Left Is Write]

34. Absolutely.

[Yit]

36. Pretty smile ya got there.

[Left Is Write]

37. Thank you!

Here's the whole thing...

[Yit]

38. Hey there baby! What's your sign?

HeeHee.

[Left Is Write]

39. Now, I could be a smart-mouth and say...

"No Vacancy!", but that's not a very original joke. ;)

I'm a Cancer.

[Yit]

40. As am I!

Actually, I've never heard that one before.

[terrya]

30. No, I'm not.

[Yit]

35. Whaddya mean? I can see ya.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

41. Hey, Yit! WELCOME TO DU! I'm right here, in California....

Just as my username indicates! And where, if I may be so bold, are YOU? Your userprofile is shall we say skimpy!!!

:hi:

:kick:

[Yit]

42. I didn't have much time to bulk it up

Nor have I found the time. Florida. Thanks by the way!