Name something that tastes nothing like chicken.

[Richardo]

Chicken McNuggets, for example.

[ET Awful]

1. Beer.

Beer tastes nothing like chicken :)

[tenshi816]

24. Mmmmm, beer... n/t

[swag]

2. poozle

[Jara sang]

8. Dog hair and very small pebbles.

[Crankie Avalon]

3. The bitter dregs of defeat and despair...

...oh, wait, they do!

[Hugin]

4. Meatloaf.

Meatloaf tastes like meatloaf.

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. pork brains

[Misunderestimator]

6. whoisalhedges

(on edit... I'm just guessing)

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. I taste like ginger-spiced ahi!

:bounce:

[Misunderestimator]

12. Yummy!

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. It's the marinade that makes it.

:)

[ArkDem]

7. Maggots on raw beef liver.

[Richardo]

10. Well, ok - *raw* beef liver

[Roland99]

11. Seaweed.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

13. Don't you mean "Pigeon McNuggets"?

I think that would be truth in advertising.

[The_Casual_Observer]

Raw Oysters

[BroadwayBrat]

14. butter

it melts like buttah!

[Bunny]

15. Pop Tarts. But only the Frosted Strawberry kind.

All the other ones contain faint traces of chicken flavor.

[Richardo]

23. Are you sure you're not toasting ramen, Bunny?

[Bunny]

29. I thought those things were a little too crispy to be pop-tarts.

My kid must have pulled a big switcheroo on me.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

16. Hot Philadelphia sushi (nt)

[BroadwayBrat]

20. I dunno...

I might have to disagree! :)

[arwalden]

17. Cock.

[davidinalameda]

26. depends on how old it is

[arwalden]

31. Must. Not. Respond.

Must. Resist. :hi:

[davidinalameda]

41. LOL

[skygazer]

19. Chocolate

[SOteric]

21. All the products sold at KFC

:shrug:

[ironflange]

22. Chicken

If it's that Tyson's fresh chicken that they haul in from Arkansas. Looks fresh, cooks up juicy, tastes like wet cardboard.

[Double T]

28. And Tyson chicken always has a sickening YELLOW color - whats..

that about?

[musette_sf]

25. Squirrel

Marriage #2 was to a Deep Southerner. His family liked squirrel. They tried to get me to taste it and did the "just like chicken" rap. Not. :puke:

[dolo amber]

27. Jesus...?

:shrug:

[Jara sang]

32. Yes, my child?

[texas1928]

30. Rattlesnake.

It does not taste like chicken.

[redqueen]

36. Really?

I wanna try that someday.

[texas1928]

39. Go to Sweetwater during the Rattlesnake roundup.

They Serve it up all day long.

[Misunderestimator]

42. I had some when I was a kid...maybe 12 years old...

and it tasted like chicken to me... at least at the time.

[texas1928]

43. IT DOES NOT TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!!!

Don't make me sic the llama on you.

[Misunderestimator]

44. Tastes like chicken to me... and so does Llama.

[texas1928]

45. YOU EAT LLAMAS?!?!

[Heidi]

33. The dilution of our civil liberties.

They said it'd taste like chicken, but it doesn't.

[NoPasaran]

34. Anchovies

[MissMillie]

35. mango salsa

:shrug:

[Taverner]

37. Water Beetle paste

It tastes more like cashews

[chaska]

38. Thousand year eggs (Chinese delicacy).

Taste more like ammonia.

[lpbk2713]

40. Licorice.

A flavor unique unto itself.

[Spirochete]

46. Chicken of the Sea

Jessica Airhead was right.