Tom Cruise's atheist Pitbull has been breeding with the songbird's in...

[norml]

Kleeb's yard.

[Bunny]

1. Sure. Start another flame war. Just as the wounds were starting

to heal...

;)

[kick-ass-bob]

2. I thought it was a fundie pitbull.

:grr:

[redqueen]

3. And Laura Branigan's ghost is haunting Britney Spears!

Whatever shall we dooooooo?!

:o

[Modem Butterfly]

4. Now you've done it!

Turn out the lights, it's time to go home!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

5. Tom Cruise is breeding with Kleeb

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. Hmpf. Amateur.

Religion is wrong! Gays are ruining the party! America is a Christian nation! Evolution is not a theory! Michael Jackson is obviously guilty! Christians are stupid! Christians are persecuted! The red states are all idiots! All drugs should be legal! They murdered Terri Schiavo! Bush won fair and square! PETA are terrorists! Musicals are idiotic! Dean would not have done any better! Oasis is way better than the Beatles! What's wrong with the word "bitch?" U2 sucks! Reggie White deserves respect! A vote for Nader is a vote for Bush! Israel is wrong! Won't the Pope just die already? Don't support the troops! Ban all guns! Eminem is a genius! No, Woody Allen is! Michael Jackson is obviously not guilty! 9/11 was not a conspiracy! Boycott Everything! There's no point voting anymore because of BBV! Abortion is murder! Pitbulls are docile! Boycotts are futile! Wow, check these hot babes! LIHOP! MIHOP! The death penalty is barbaric! Affirmative action is reverse racism! Terri Schiavo was already dead! All Muslims commit crimes against women! No they don't! Enough with the cat threads already, dammit! Marijuana users are criminals and belong in jail! The UN is useless! Do you eat murdered animals? Kerry let us all down! Tom Cruise is gay! I hate it when stupid parents let their stupid kids run around the restaurant when I am trying to enjoy myself! The USA is using napalm in Iraq! No it's not! Obama sold out! Discrimination against gays is not illegal! Prince Charles and Camilla are ugly morons! No, Diana was! Ban pitbulls! I'm going to Canada! If you leave the country you are a traitor! Hugo Chavez is a dictator! PETA rocks! Laura Branigan sucks! Hiroshima was a war crime! Linux is as insecure as Windows! Fat people are that way because they're irresponsible! Porn demeans women! And before I forget: KLEEB KLEEB KLEEB!

_{The DU Universal Flamebait® is ©2004, 2005 Commie Pinko Dirtbag. All rights reserved.}

[Modem Butterfly]

7. You're wrong! Your ideas are evil!

Fuck you!

:grr:

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. Wow. Now that I've read this, I never have to go to GD again.

Thank you. :hi:

[WilliamPitt]

9. Velma was right

I wet myself a little bit reading that.

:toast:

[VelmaD]

10. Have that tattooed on your ass

;)

on edit: That I was right...not that you wet yourself...or Commie's whole screed...not enough room on your ass for that. :)

[Modem Butterfly]

11. How do you know the capacity of Will's ass?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

12. I could tell you...

but then I'd have to kill you. :)

The pictures have national security implications and require Super Duper Mega Ultra Top Secret clearance (or buying me chocolate) to see.

[Zuni]

13. Whoa. That sums up the last year on DU

:thumbsup:

:rofl:

[Chicago Democrat]

14. Yeah, what he said!

:)!

[tavalon]

15. The DU Universal Flamebait

Too cute and too accurate!