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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-07-05 12:25 PM
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I Gave My Cat an Enema.
http://www.catenema.com/cat1.html

No animals were harmed in the creation of this web page. All of us, however, were humiliated and demoralized by the actual events that inspired it. Everything worked out okay, though.

From 1985 until 1995, I had a tabby cat named Fred. He was cranky and mean and didn't like anyone but me.


In 1992, Fred suddenly became SEVERELY constipated. He just couldn't go!


Being a responsible and loving pet owner, I took Fred to the vet.

The Vet said Fred had impacted bowels. She ordered a stool softener, prescription cat food, and, to get things moving along again right away, she gave Fred an enema.

Fred seemed to feel better immediately after leaving the vet.


more at link
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-07-05 12:37 PM
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1. What a heartwarming tale
I take it, it wasn't a sherry enema?
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kittenpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-07-05 12:39 PM
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2. that should be a banned children's book.
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-07-05 12:59 PM
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4. How to Massage Your Cat, by Alice Brock
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otohara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-07-05 12:51 PM
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3. That Was Sweet
thanks for posting
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-07-05 01:17 PM
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5. That's the shit!
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