Will Pitt are you up?

[Andy_Stephenson]

and online?

Yoooo Hooo where are you?

[Andy_Stephenson]

1. Kick

:kick:

[THUNDER HANDS]

2. hello, Will Pitt's agent here

He is currently unavailable. Please leave a message at the tone.

If this is a big mainstream book publisher, please press 1 on your touchtone dial.

If this is a anti-war rally organizer, please press 2 on your touchtone dial.

If this is a major media outlet, please press 3 on your touchtone dial.

If this is Grady Little, please hang up and jump off a bridge.

If this is George Steinbrenner, please dial 4 on your touchtone dial and then your four digit PIN number followed by your social security number.

If this is John Kerry, please dial 5 on your touchtone dial. If this is John Kerry asking for money, please hang up and call Matcom.

If this is Matcom, please dial 6 on your touchtone dial. If this is Matcom asking for money, please...just hang up.

If this is ANY OTHER DUer, please dial 7 on your touchtone dial. For praise. Dial 8. For criticism, dial 9, follwed by the *, #, and square root of the 1997 Omniubus budget.

:)

[Andy_Stephenson]

3. Ummmm

I don't have a touchtone phone...

:shrug:

[THUNDER HANDS]

4. well...uh

You could always start a "Bill Buckner" chant, that sends Red Sox fans running for miles around.

[Khephra]

5. I'm not Will Pitt

But I can contact him easily. What's up?

[Andy_Stephenson]

6. Giving my first speech to Skagit County Dems on Sunday

my first public speaking engagement ever...and I am a mess.


Edit Sunday...see see I am a mess.

[THUNDER HANDS]

7. oh is that all

Here's a tick, try to imagine yourself giving the speech naked.

Works like a charm.

[LuLu550]

11. OMG

You are always thinking about nakedness! :evilgrin:

[Khephra]

8. I sent him a mail...so if he doesn't contact you

that means he is currently busy and not reading his mail. I normally wouldn't step in, but you're GBNC ;-)

[VelmaD]

9. Hee...

he does tend to get all involved and not check his mail. Have learned you can't take it personally with him. :-)

GBNC - you'll do great. We're all rooting for ya. I'm sure you'll knock their socks off. Just remember to breathe. Anyway, make sure you let us know how it goes. GO YOU!

Hey khephra, the next time you're passing along messages to Will tell him I have his Chiclets. He'll know what you're talking about. :-)

[Andy_Stephenson]

10. Thanks Keph

I appreciate it.

;)

Be sure to check out the website

www.andystephenson.com