Runaway Bride tasered in stomach >

[mr_hat]

at her own wedding! That's what I heard, anyway.

[MisterP]

1. rottweilers seen nearby, stay tuned for futher information

[Hugin]

2. Are you watching CNN again?

How many times do we have to tell you the only
reliable news source is WWN!

[Jara sang]

3. Are we at war or something?

I thought I remembered that we were then Survivor came on and... ...er ...what were we talking about again?

[dajoki]

4. speaking of tasers

our police force just got some and i know they can't wait to use them on some poor drunk walking hame from the bar(if the haven't already). we have a population of about 6,000 with 15 police officers with nothing to do but look for trouble. one time a 16 year old kid broke into a beer distributer. they had the swat team out after him, broke the door down and threw a stun grenade in. when they found him he was smoking a cig, drinking a beer and watching porn on the computer.:rofl:

[Deja Q]

5. Well, glad she wasn't preggers. That would be murder.

Well, unless it was the cop doing it - in which case someone would find a way to tapdance around the issue. x(

Pro-life is merely a commodity to them...