Do you know the difference between erotic and kinky?

[MrScorpio]

Erotic is when you use a feather on your partner, kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

[jandrok]

1. Badda BING!

Good one.

[KG]

2. never thought it mattered.

[redqueen]

3. Hmmm...

erotic = chocolate syrup
kinky = bananas & cucumbers

???

:shrug:

[Chovexani]

4. Sure

Erotic = Stuff you're into
Kinky = Stuff you're not into

:evilgrin:

(At least that's how a lot of people I know seem to think)

[In_The_Wind]

5. this is the way I look at it

erotic is feathers and fur

kinky is velvet ropes

[trof]

6. Is this a chicken joke?

Just asking.
;-)

[mcscajun]

7. This evening's discussion made me think of this oldie...

The tune and tempo are very soft, intimate, loungish Bosa Nova.

The Humming Song

Last night I took you home
And we began to hmmmmm
You were such a hmmmmm
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm only seventeen
Hmmm hmmm hmmm leather skirts
Hmmm hmmm hmmm rubber shirts
Hmm hmm hmm hmmmm and jars of Vaseline

Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm -- pick up the soap!
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm -- mayonnaise and rope!

Then from the chandelier
The three of us did hmmm hmmmm hmmmm
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hospital for life
Hmmm hmmm hmmm whips and chains
Hmmm hmmm hmmm Great Danes
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm your wife

The Humming Song
Copyright circa 1980 by (probably) Rear Exit Music Inc. and
the one, the only Martin Mull who actually performed it on national commercial TV once.

A friend of mine at the time just did it in shorthand..."Whips and chains, Great Danes, and Jars of Vaseline."