ooooh! oooooh! coming up next on the news

[sniffa]

'who was smarter in coLLege: the president or his 2004 chaLLenger? the answer may surprise you.'


finaLLy! reaL news and not fLuff.

[stellanoir]

1. hah

[sniffa]

2. that's channeL 7

cutting-edge journaLism.

[Left Is Write]

3. Let me guess.

They are going to try passing off Kerry as "smarter" than Shrubby.

Grades supposedly didn't matter when Dubya's were being criticized. Why do they matter for John Kerry? More important, why do they matter NOW? Why is it news NOW? Is this distraction technique #2547?

[jonnyblitz]

4. you are watching the news?

you nevah watch it when i am there. :P

[sniffa]

5. oh p'shaw

i don't watch cabLe news. i watch the LocaL news.

tonight it's good - some guy finaLLy put one of those fascist meter maid's in their pLace with a basebaLL bat.

[maveric]

6. Stupid is what stupid does.

"Run Georgie Run!"

[The_Casual_Observer]

7. I needed a break from Jackson and the Aruba babe.

[sniffa]

8. i aLso need the weather

but where the fuck is chief meteoroLogist, todd gross!!? this guy takes more vacations than dubya.

[The_Casual_Observer]

9. What do you need his sorry ass for? Get out'da chair and peek out'da

window.

[redqueen]

10. I like the local FOX news meteorologist, Evan Andrews... think he's cute

and he seems nice.

I feel so dirty for watching just for that reason.