Collection for Dumbo--Great Bush joke!

[joeybee12]

Here it is--haven't seen it posted yet
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A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse than usual."



He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold-up?"

The officer replied, "The President is depressed, so he stopped his
motorcade and is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we went to war in Iraq, or the connection between Saddam and al-Qa'ida, or that his tax cuts will help anyone except his wealthy friends; the press called him in the lie about Iraq trying to buy uranium from Niger, and now Campbell Brown is threatening to sue him for a sexual innuendo he made at a recent press conference. So we're taking up a collection for him."

The lobbyist asks, "How much have you got so far?"

The officer replies, "About 14 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."

[vi5]

1. As an aside, what was the Campbell Brown reference?

I didn't hear anything about that.

[joeybee12]

2. I don't know--it was forwarded to me, and I just posted it

I didn't get that reference either--I just love the fact that soooooooooooooooooo many people want him to leavbe, Buddhist monk style!

[Tyler Durden]

3. And most don't care if it's voluntary or not.

NOTE MODS: this does not advocate direct violence against any person, place or thing.