Anyone know a good way of disposing of human teeth?

[underpants]

Less than 32 but still..... anyone?

[Bunny]

1. Is there something you want to share with the group, underpants?

[underpants]

6. I ain't sayin' nuthin

Sorry just a sick joke I got in my head on my morning run.

[Politicub]

2. Throw them in the trash?

:shrug:

[underpants]

11. Bad idea see post #8

:D

[Politicub]

34. Another idea

Fashion them into a necklace and send to Survivor to use as the Individual Immunity Necklace for next season.

[underpants]

39. Excellent idea

:thumbsup:

[Telly Savalas]

42. Compost, dammit!

[expatriot]

3. I don't know, beneath the pillow always worked for me....

but it doesn't seem to work for my kids.




(i don't have any human children, just trying to be funny).

[Wickerman]

4. the tooth fairy seems to flush them down the toilet. n/t

[swag]

5. Give them to a fry cook

for inclusion in patty melts.

[underpants]

9. EeeeWWWWWWWWWW

Nasty

[swag]

10. I'm sad you don't like my patty melt recipe.

[underpants]

14. How did you know this was about Patty?

:D

[swag]

21. That tell-tale catch in your voice.

[sasquatch]

7. Go to a hockey game and just throw them on the ice when no one is looking

They'll think it was from the players and sweep it off the ice after the game is over.

[texas1928]

8. Are we going to be seeing CSI showing up at your house?

Is there something you need to get off your chest?

[expatriot]

13. hold off on that until s/he starts asking about human vertebrae..... nt

then red flags will be going up all over the place....

[texas1928]

17. Or he starts asking which pieces go best in...

Wendy's chili

[underpants]

19. Oh those are easy

teeth is the toughy

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

12. Grind them and eat them

Good source of calcium

[LisaM]

15. Send them to Gary Bettman

and warn him he'd better strike a deal, or else.

[Telly Savalas]

43. Hey, hey, hey. Check it out...

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20050608.wnhltalks8HP/BNStory/Front/

[LisaM]

47. Good news, BUT....

Bettman needs to be sent packing.

[Telly Savalas]

57. Ah, c'mon. Aren't ya waiting for an expansion team in Honalulu?

Another November/December crackdown on obstruction penalties which will give way to more clutching and grabbing as the season progresses?

There's a little Bettman in all of us.

[LisaM]

59. No, there's no Nascar In Honolulu.....

it can't possibly fit into Bettman's plans. As far as the clutching and grabbing go, get some of the Devils to put him in a neutral zone trap and something might get done!

[tjwmason]

16. As luck would have it....

From yesterday's Telegraph

With these wisdom teeth I thee wed
(Filed: 07/06/2005)

Bone-cell jewellery may sound repellent, but there's a serious motive, finds Iain Hollingshead

Old-fashioned romantics always agonise over the ideal present for their loved ones. A dozen red roses? A hand-written poem? But here's a new and rather startling option: a wedding ring of bio-engineered bone tissue cultured from their own wisdom teeth.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/main.jhtml?xml=/health/2005/06/07/hteeth07.xml&sSheet=/health/2005/06/08/ixhmain.html

[leftofthedial]

18. put them in Wendy's chili

[Richardo]

20. Sell them as novelties at the Mississippi State GOP Convention?

:shrug:

[lenidog]

22. Is there something you want to confess to us?

But just plop it into a glass of orange juice or coke and it will be gone in a couple of days.

[TreasonousBastard]

23. Don't throw nuttin' away...

and use those teeth to make a necklace.

[A HERETIC I AM]

24. Throw them into a lake...........

a DEEP lake. In the middle. Or take them out to sea. FAR out to sea and toss them in.


Dont ask why i know this

[underpants]

25. Why do you know this?

curious

[A HERETIC I AM]

52. I TOLD you not to ask me!!!!!!

But if you insist......things have a way of washing to shore in a rather pesky way when not thrown far enough out. Bodies. Body parts. Dead whales. You get the idea.

[Guy_Montag]

26. I seem to remember doing experiments with

teeth & coca cola at primary school.

You could try that. Takes a few weeks though.

(The flesh & bones went into the pig enclosure, I forget what we did with the hair, but I have a nice gold ring made from fillings - uhh I said too much again)

[Bridget Burke]

27. Have you ever seen "eXistenZ"?

The movie features biomorphic weapons made of bone & flesh to avoid detection. They fire "bullets" that are actually human teeth.

Mutant amphibians are also featured--& games within games.

[sir_captain]

28. Put them in a bucket of vinegar

[RedCloud]

29. Send them to the False Teeth Can Be Reversed Clinic

They always have a shortage and they don't ask needless questions like they do at the Alpo Dog Food Recycling Center...

[MsAnthropy]

30. Drop them out of a plane behind a major airliner

All the stuff will land together

[Tyrone Slothrop]

31. DO NOT bury them in your yard

By the time fall rolls around you'll have more teeth than you'll know what to do with, and all your friends will stop coming over to your house because they know they'll be sent home with a big bag of teeth that they'll never use.

I'm never growing teeth again...

[coolhandlulu]

32. Toss them in the incinerator with the rest of the body parts!

eom

[ronnykmarshall]

37. That's what I was gonna say.

Some people just don't know shit about gettin rid of a body.

[AllegroRondo]

33. Its arts and crafts time!

they make great necklaces or bracelets!

[Hobarticus]

35. BAM! Bloody Chicklets!

Old-school term for knocked-out teeth.

[Left Is Write]

36. Won't the Tooth Fairy take them?

[WeRQ4U]

38. Methamphetamines

I should have asked if they were still in your mouth first. If not, my proposition is useless... I think. Tweakers are clever little bastards though.

[arwalden]

40. Stop Brushing.

[jandrok]

41. Make a lampshade out of them!

Oh wait, that's the SKIN, isn't it. My bad. Sorry, can't help you out with teeth.

[progmom]

50. i visited a concentration camp once - they had turned it into a museum.

not to be absolutely humorless here, but i just can't find the humor in what those monsters did.

[eyepaddle]

44. Try a glass etching solution,

Hydrocholric acid would probably do in a pinch but Hydroflouric--problem solved.

[progmom]

45. Shane MacGowan might be able to use 'em

[kodi]

46. hot liquid drano, trust me, it works on bones too

.

[paula777]

48. Give them to me so I can put them in my fast food chili

[ashling]

49. Wendy's chili

or just drop them in a glass of Coke

[Deja Q]

51. Grind them into a powder, mix with water and splenda, and drink it.

It'll give you calcium AND super powers! :D

[khashka]

53. Jewelry?

I made earrings out of my Dad's wisdom teeth. And mine.

Khash.

[tjwmason]

60. There's more than one way to skin a cat as well

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/main.jhtml?xml=/health/2005/06/07/hteeth07.xml&sSheet=/health/2005/06/08/ixhmain.html

You can actually 'grow' a ring from bone tissue - including teeth.

[MrSandman]

54. Go to Wendy's, order chili, ... ... ...

[fleabert]

55. there was a woman here in Sacramento that found a tupperware

container in a 'dumpster dive find' full of human teeth. about 150-200 of them if I remember correctly. She had pulled a new trash can out of a dumpster, put it on her porch to clean it later, about a week or so passes and she starts cleaning it out to use it and finds the container in there. Ewwwwwww!

no updates that I know of, but they think it came from a dentist office or someone who worked at one and collected them.

[underpants]

58. Ah yes I knew the late night crowd wouldn't let me down

:evilgrin:

[fleabert]

61. did I win something?

:fingerscrossed:

[MissMarple]

56. If you having serious issues with the tooth fairy.....

please don't share. :eyes: