I'm bored at work - insult me without using the letter "E"

[DrGonzoLives]

Go.

NOTE: Proper grammar and spelling do count.

[Debi]

1. Dick

:hide:

[DrGonzoLives]

4. Nope

One-word answers are not acceptable. The insult must present a clear, complete thought.

[Debi]

7. What do you know? Dick!

:applause:

[petronius]

2. Your a loozur!

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. You fucking bastard.

I didn't mean that, I'm sorry. Forgive me. :cry:

[DrGonzoLives]

5. Good, good, you're in the lead so far.

n/t

[MrScorpio]

6. You cad!

I must not act that way!

[trackfan]

8. Go jump in a pool of piss! n/t

[WeRQ4U]

9. I wish you had a brain, fuck-turd. Shitmouth.

Sorry, it's babble.

[Politicub]

10. Your body stinks of filthy milk duds!

Just kidding.




maybe...

[CottonBear]

11. You stupid git.

*runs and hides* I'm sorry. You asked for it. I don't really mean it. Promise. :cry:

[asthmaticeog]

12. Your physiognmomy is an unflagging hazard

to functioning clocks and mirrors.

[DrGonzoLives]

15. Good one

n/t

[LSK]

13. you suck n/t

[jpgray]

14. No words can account for your bilious, mincing ramblings, sirrah

Your body sags in a disgusting fashion, and your hair is rank with loathsome crust.

[DrGonzoLives]

18. loathsomE

n/t

[jpgray]

Crap. "Scabrous", then.

Paraphrasing the bard always gets me in trouble.

[Debi]

19. Wow!

You're my hero! Even though loathsome has an 'e' - that's still a great insult!!! :woohoo:

[texas1928]

16. You Flaming glob of dog shit.

There I did it.

[Debi]

20. Blush

:blush:

[texas1928]

25. Is that a color?

[Debi]

29. As much as Fossil is

:eyes:

[Politicub]

17. You Bush twin, you!

Ehw... :scared:

[arwalden]

21. Okay....

Ass! Prick! Idiot! Moran! Dickwad!

[trackfan]

22. Your aura is akin to a dirty dung pit.

[Shrek]

23. A rumor abounds that you think highly of Bush.

Is that insulting enough?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

24. You Support Bush, Don't You

[hfojvt]

26. i excoriate you, you excessively extreme excrescence of excrement

see, i used "e" rather than "E". ee Cumings would be proud.

[parasim]

27. You crusty load of parrot droppings!

I wish you would fall down a flight of stairs and crack your noggin.
I also think your post is stupid and not worthy of thinking about.

--

(really, I meant no offense, but this is kinda fun!)

[Greyskye]

28. (i just can't do it in the subject)

You god-damn mommy fucking shit ass son of a bitch! I piss on your shallow and tawdry lust for not doing any work.

[RedCloud]

30. Qutb Vamp Flog D*rk Schwyz Jinx

ABCs r uzd up, but not *!