I'm in a bad mood.

[redqueen]

Who wants to be punished for it?

[Yit]

1. ooh ooh ooh ME!

[redqueen]

7. Your username sucks and your avatar is boring.

:spank:


(by the way, this is all in good fun!) :hi:

[Yit]

20. Yeah well, sticks and stones may break my bones

but words will never hurt me.

[kick-ass-bob]

2. I'd like to see you try.

:bounce:

[redqueen]

10. You'd pay me to try.

:spank:

:P

[kick-ass-bob]

15. damned straight.

:D

[Hugin]

3. Not me... or is that, Not I?

Anyway, I'm a top.

[redqueen]

11. If you can't figure that out on your own,

I wouldn't bother with you anyway.



:evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. I'm already being punished by life.

I suppose I can handle some more abuse.

[redqueen]

12. There you go again with the Eeyore routine.

It does get old, you know.



:hi:

[MrScorpio]

5. Can I watch?

I love to watch

[redqueen]

14. No.

You get punished or you get nothing.


:evilgrin:

[MrScorpio]

27. Alrighty then, that's the last time I invite you to my dungeon

Know what I mean, Vern?

[sundog]

6. me

need you ask? :P

[redqueen]

17. hehehehehehe

:loveya:

[kedrys]

8. I'll just sit here and spectate

:popcorn:

[redqueen]

18. *grabs bag of popcorn*

*throws it forcefully*

Nobody gets to spectate... you get punished or you GET OUT.



;)

[kedrys]

31. Oh, I'd like to see you try...

*retrieves bag of popcorn with undue violence*

Dammit, you spilled the whole thing...now I have to make some more!

:popcorn: :P

[dolo amber]

9. Oh yeah?

Well, I'm in a badder mood...bring it, snookie. :P

[redqueen]

21. SNOOKIE?

SNOOKIE?!

:spank:


What is it today? I'm in a fightin mood, and that's rare.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

13. Punish me, mistress

*Elaborates mental imagery based on images recently seen* :evilgrin: :spank:

[redqueen]

24. No.

You're too fucking eager.

:P

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

26. But see, that refusal WAS a punishment.

So you HAVE punished me. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[sui generis]

16. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

me too. I'll just watch the beatings for now if you don't mind. :popcorn:

[Q3JR4]

22. Ditto.

:popcorn:

;)

[redqueen]

25. I'll make an exception for you.

:hi:

[jandrok]

19. Bring it on! In fact, I'll start.....

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

[redqueen]

28. Are "yo mama" jokes still in fashion at your HS?

It's okay... I'll go easy on you, little one.

:evilgrin:

[jandrok]

32. That the best you got? Here's another one for ya.....

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

[redqueen]

33. Why would I waste my best on someone who googles insults?

Isn't being that pathetic punsihment enough?

;)

[jandrok]

40. OUCH! You got to me with that one.

<sniff> Why did I think I could hang? Why? I AM pathetic.....<sniff>

[cassandra uprising]

23. Oh Redqueen, I've been bad, really bad.

Now where's that the Catholic school girl union form high school? I knew I shouldn't have thrown it away when I got kicked out.

[redqueen]

29. That'd cheer me up!

I have a nice ruler here that would be perfect for those across-the-back-of-the-thigh spankings that seem so popular...

[cassandra uprising]

30. Wood or plastic ruler?

:evilgrin:

There is a subtle difference in the sting.

[redqueen]

34. Plastic.

Because I think it stings a little more. The sisters at my CCD classes used wood... shows what they know!

[cassandra uprising]

37. snort, snarf, cackle, blush

You're a lovely woman Redqueen. I hope your day is all peaches from here on out, I know mine will be.

[redqueen]

38. It's already much better, thanks.

And thanks for the compliment... right back atcha, babe.

Coming into the lounge for a bit of a break is always a good idea. :)

Now if only I could stop going back to that other place...

[dxstone]

35. But I din't DO anything!!!

Why ME, huh? WHY? It's NOT FAIR!

(I'm REALLY askin' for it, ain't I?)

[redqueen]

39. hehehe

Not really... my bad mood is slowly disappearing...

:hi:

[Debbi801]

36. LOL What a quagmire for me...

Go ahead if it makes you feel better. i guess i'll suffer through it.
:-)

[redqueen]

41. I would but I already feel better...

thanks anyway! :D

(Do I suck at being mean or what?)

[Debbi801]

43. Hey, any time...

:-)

Glad you're feeling better.

Amazing what a good :spank: can do now and then.

:hi:

[progmom]

42. I'm in a bad mood too.

Wanna join forces and go kick some ass?

[sir_captain]

44. Me too

I'd like to get some aggression out too.

[kick-ass-bob]

45. are you a meanypants?

:shrug:

[progmom]

46. no...not usually.

i try my meanypants on every once in awhile, but they just don't seem to fit right.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

47. You and Redqueen can both punish me

[progmom]

48. i think i just blushed

:blush:

[redqueen]

52. .....

*falls off chair*

[Debbi801]

50. Sorry you're having a bad day progmom...

:hug:

I hope it gets better.

No matter how hard I try, I cannot imagine you kicking any ass.

:-)

[redqueen]

51. That sounds fantastic!

What is it about today? Ugh... I wanna go home.

[SOteric]

49. How 'bout I just

give you a list of names and phone numbers and you take your serious case of crankypants out on those who so richly deserve it...? :bounce:

[redqueen]

53. Sounds good!

hehehe... I'm a mercenary grouch. :P

[Left Is Write]

54. No, you're not.

:D


(Have you ever noticed, though, that the surest way to get someone into a bad mood who wasn't in one previously is to say, "Why are you so crabby?")