Vin Diesel invented black.

[asthmaticeog]

In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

http://www.4q.cc/vin/

[hippiechick]

1. Someone pointed out to me once

... that Vin Diesel looks like a giant penis.
I do believe they are correct.

:wow:

[ronnykmarshall]

5. He does ....

but you didn't here that from me.

[arwalden]

2. Vin Diesel played the snake in Anaconda!

[ronnykmarshall]

3. and he looks cute in a black leather skirt!

[kedrys]

4. You keep what you kill.

My new motto, inspired by Vin Diesel in "The Chronicles of Riddick".

[chickenscratching]

6. unnnnhhhhhh

[asthmaticeog]

8. No montage?

Cassandra gets a montage, and I get BUPKIS? :wtf:

[chickenscratching]

11. oh wait wait....

YES!!! YESS!

here's the model I keep hidden in my knicker drawer along with my plastercaster sisters model of the sexy vin. i'll pm you that one ;)

[disgruntled_goat]

7. does he collect royalties?

'cuz i use visible light all the time.

"oh cant pay my light royalties? youre now a stunt body for my next movie"


bastard.

[Deja Q]

9. Rubbish. The original 1960s Star Trek did that...

Never before did I see so many black overstuffed pants with wall sets being lit in different hues every week. :D Pink not excluded!

[ghostsofgiants]

10. Wow, this is fascinating

Vin Diesel was born with a vestigial tail, which was removed and became 'The Artist Formerly Known as Prince'.

Also, he may not have invented it, but he has perfected shitty acting.

[arwalden]

12. Vin Diesel was Gepetto's side project. He was ...

...granted his humanity by a lonely fairy, who, after a breathtaking night with Vin's wooden member, was more than happy to grant Vin his wish. With his newfound strength, he ripped off Gepetto's mustache because he thought it looked "kind of gay".