Beer joke

[Robb]

The presidents of Budweiser, Miller, and Guinness all walk into a bar. The bartender asks them what they'll have.

The president of Budweiser says "I'll have the King of Beers - a beechwood aged Budweiser".

The president of Miller says "It's Miller Time! I'll have a Miller High Life."

The president of Guinness says "I'll have a glass of water."

Both of the other presidents look at him in awe. The president of Budweiser says to him "I can't believe that. Why did you just order a glass of water?"

The president of Guinness says "If you guys aren't drinking beer, then neither am I."

:)

[GOPisEvil]

1. Haha!

Good one! :thumbsup:

[Mr. McD]

2. And so true

:beer:

[Johnyawl]

3. That got a (beer) belly laugh out of me this morning!

And sooooo true!

[ParanoidPat]

4. A bear walks into a bar and orders a beer.....

.....the barkeep says "Beat it bud, we don't serve bears beer in this bar!"
The bear pounds his paw on the bar and bellows "GIVE ME A BEER!"
The barkeep bellows back "I SAID BEAT IT BUD, WE DON'T SERVE BEARS BEER IN THIS BAR!!!
Furious, the bear looks around the bar and says, "You see that broad at the end of the bar? If you don't give me a beer I'm gonna' EAT that bitch!"
The barkeep ignores him.
With that the bear bounds to the end of the bar, eats the broad and bellows, NOW GIVE ME A BEER!
The barkeep looks him square in the eyes and says, "Get out! We don't serve DRUG ADDICTS here!
Puzzled, the bear asks "Drug addicts???"
The barkeep responds, "Yeah, DRUG ADDICTS! After all, that was a 'bar bitch you ate'!

Sorry to all offended! :evilgrin: