Letterman's Top 10 = J.Lo and Bloomberg

[Richardo]

Bwahahahaha! :evilgrin:

Top Ten Things Overheard in the Meeting Between Jennifer Lopez and Mayor Bloomberg


10. "Ever done it with a short billionaire?"

9. "I'm still in love with Ben Affleck... How about you, Jennifer?"

8. "Deep down, I'm still just Bloomberg from the block"

7. "I'm glad there are no pressing issues facing the city so I can waste my afternoon talking to a pop star"

6. "Call me 'M-Blo'"

5. "That doesn't feel like the key to the city, your Honor"

4. "I know I'm a multi-billionaire, but I still want the nine bucks I wasted on 'Gigli'"

3. "Baby, I should arrest you because you're in New York City and you're smokin'!"

2. "So how long have you been president of New York, Mr. Bloomstein?"

1. "Would you care to meet the 'Deputy Mayor,' if you know what I mean?"

(c) 2003 Worldwide Pants

[GOPisEvil]

1. #1 is classic!

:evilgrin:

[Richardo]

2. That and "M-Blo" are my favorites...

:D

[GregW]

3. You bastard!

Get in here right now and clean this coffee off my monitor!

BWAA HA HHHAAA HA HAAA

Once again proving that Leno can't carry Letterman's jock.