Tom Cruise is the Woody Allen of '05.

[Beware the Beast Man]

Your feedback, please.

[bleedingheart]

1. because he is better looking he will be forgiven

[terrya]

7. But far less talented. I don't know exactly what the fuck Tom Cruise does.

He appears in movies, that's all I know. :shrug:

[enigmatic]

11. He's not an actor, he's a movie star...

And a bad one at that, too..

[dolo amber]

2. With the exception that Katie isn't Asian

I see no fallacy in this logic.

[WeRQ4U]

4. And he hasn't adopted her, as far as I know....

[Susang]

5. And closer in age to Cruise than Soon Yi

:hide:

[CitrusLib]

3. Double shudder.

[ghostsofgiants]

6. Except nowhere near as talented

[arwalden]

8. What A Clever Idea For A Thread!!

:hi:

[Susang]

9. Isn't it?

:applause:

[Sequoia]

10. Not Even Close, he's not a bit funny.

[Orangepeel]

12. Katie Holmes is Nicole Kidman's daughter?!

I did not know that. :P

[mondo joe]

13. And he'll be the Jack Nicholson of '15.

Dating women with MOTHERS too young for him.

[asthmaticeog]

14. You're not too far off.

Hollywood scuttlebutt has it that Cruise and Holmes are signed on to star in Joe Esterhasz' adaptation of Allen's "The Whore of MENSA," tentatively titled "Fatal Trouble." Tagline: "Sometimes they just want to talk..."