Can we decide on rules for the Official Dubya Drinking Game?

[Paragon]

"freedom" = 1 drink
"terror/terrorists" = 1 drink
awkward pause while he thinks what to say next = 2 drinks
smirk = 3 drinks
referring to someone by their "nickname" = 4 drinks
calling himself a "sinner" = entire bottle

[demnan]

1. Sorry, sounds like alcohol poisoning to me!

Count me out, things are bad enough without me going loopy.

[7th_Sephiroth]

6. awkward pause while he thinks what to say next = 2 drinks

good god man, we'd be drinking all night if we did that

[terrya]

2. If those are the rules, we're all going to be plastered in no time. n/t

[ewagner]

3. How 'bout a Group/Party Version

Put all the key words, gestures etc into a hat and make everybody draw one. Make sure there's a referee and a video tape.

When Bush* says "freedom" the person holding the freedom card has to take a shot/drink, when he says "terra" the person holding the terra card has to take a shot or drink and so on.... The last person able to stand up wins!

[OldSoldier]

8. But...but...but

With my luck, the 300-pound biker would get the "nukular" card and I'd get the "freedom" one.

Slight modification: everyone starts off with three beers and a shot glass. One shot per Bushism. First one to the bottom of the third beer wins.

[terrya]

4. Another rule...when he says "nukeular", 3 shots. n/t

[JohnyCanuck]

5. What about when Dubya invents a whole new word

Like "suicider" or "peeance" and "freeance." I say 2 drinks for a new word if you can figure out what he meant to say and 3 drinks if no one has a friggin' clue e.g. "peeance"

[FunBobbyMucha]

7. Oh, please please please

"EvilDoer" is a double shot with some sort of flourish, or while humming the Superman theme or something.

[boxster]

9. Don't forget "desperate". That'll get us all drunk....

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