Should I have a baby? - Democratic Underground

Deja Q

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Wed Jun-08-05 05:32 PM
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Poll question: Should I have a baby?

Edited on Wed Jun-08-05 05:34 PM by HypnoToad

They are cute... for a year or so... :D

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xultar

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Wed Jun-08-05 05:34 PM
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1. I think a baby in your penis would look lovely!

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skygazer

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Wed Jun-08-05 05:34 PM
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2. Yes

They're excellent with sauteed mushrooms and a nice salad. <ducks>

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Deja Q

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Wed Jun-08-05 05:34 PM
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3. Good point!

:9
:rofl:

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sundog

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Wed Jun-08-05 05:35 PM
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4. yes

no explanation available :7

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SmokingJacket

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Wed Jun-08-05 05:36 PM
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5. Actually.. .they're horrible for the first year.

Screaming, terrible communication skills, shitting in their pants, no hair, etc.

After that, it improves.

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mike_c

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Wed Jun-08-05 05:37 PM
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6. yes-- they're great ice-breakers with chicks at the beach....

But having your own is a bit extreme when you can usually rent them pretty cheaply....

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Shoeempress

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Wed Jun-08-05 05:40 PM
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7. Sure, go ahead, ruin your life. Why leave that to the repukes?

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katinmn

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Wed Jun-08-05 05:41 PM
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8. Not if you have felt you didn't want one before

Once you have them they are yours forever and ever and ever and ever and ever...

And they are 100 percent dependent on you at first.

Are you ready for that?

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Deja Q

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Wed Jun-08-05 05:47 PM
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10. Hardly.

I'm a gay guy with Asperger's and ADD, who knows what is to happen to the world.

I will not bring a life into this world knowing what is to happen.

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Robb

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Wed Jun-08-05 05:42 PM
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9. Hang out in the Parenting Group

...then get back to us. :evilgrin:

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