So what goes down at a White Christian Party?

[fishnfla]

*note to the faithful*=satire

What sort of digs is a white Christian party? Whose Crib? Who are the playas? What sort of tunes? When they say BYOB, the second "B" is the Bible, fact?. What sort of food? Loaves and fishes? And the ladies? Psalm singing ol' maids?

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Pretty much, yeah *l*

[fishnfla]

15. you pick the tunes

please

[Fiona]

2. What goes down?

Ann Coulter

[fishnfla]

5. No smoking allowed

This heathen is not invited.

[clydefrand]

3. Baptists bring a covered dish to church and pig out! ;-)

Later they go home and drink beer and dance like maniacs!!

[fishnfla]

6. maniac polka dancing

no touching

[BlondieK143]

4. I hear they booked the Backstreet Boys.

They just made them sign a contract that no tight white shirts were allowed.

[fishnfla]

7. and all sexual things are missionary position

no sleep 'til Jerusalem

[noahmijo]

8. I think the question is what DOESN'T go down at

a White Christian Party ;)

[fishnfla]

12. the keg?

when you say "going down" do you mean like down stairs or down, um ya know

[noahmijo]

21. ehhhh a little from column A a little from column B my good man :)

[Maddy McCall]

9. Cake Walks are not allowed.

As that could be misconstrued as gambling.

[fishnfla]

13. No trips to Bagdad for Rumsfeld!

no golden showers either, I'd bet;)

[Liberalynn]

10. They play pin

the tail on the sinner. ;-)

[fishnfla]

14. Negative: no hand to ass contact

Butt kissing only

[stepnw1f]

11. Mommy and Daddy Didn't Love 'em Enough (nt)

[fishnfla]

16. can you do that scene in charades?

chainsaws and burning crucifixes OK

[SKKY]

17. So what does down at a White Christian Party?

Probably no one.

[fishnfla]

19. Rapturites get down, Sailor

then they get it up

[SmileyBoy]

18. I think a church pit luck is about the extent of it.

And a whole bunch of unflavoured, unsalted, creamy, heavy caseroles are brought in, North Dakota-style. And don't forget the luefisk.

Remember, they think them parties are EVIL!!!!:evilgrin:

[fishnfla]

20. Hmmm I've had this taste in my mouth before

Oh yeah! I tongued the Presidents bunghole! Glory be!

[mr blur]

22. Catholic priests, probably (nt)

[AntiCoup2K4]

23. The "ladies" of the White Christian American Republican parties

[YellowRubberDuckie]

24. Actually, let me tell you from experience.

They aren't bad. We watched whatever movies that were out at that time. The parents would order pizza, and we'd act the fool. Christian Parties are much the same as regular parties, except no alcohol, and honestly, the alcohol would have ruined them. We had so much fun in high school just jumping on the trampoline, swimming in someone's pool, or cruising in my car. I had funny friends, and I laughed a lot! I know you were kidding, but you can't be down on all kids. There was some shady stuff going on, but you expect it. We rebelled, but it was privately in our group, and our parents knew nothing about it, not that my mom would have ever known or given shit.
Duckie

[leftofthedial]

25. NOBODY goes down at a WC party

[trof]

26. You sing "I'm Dreaming of a White Christian...

Just Like the ones I used to know."
Stuff like that.
;-)