I'm not uptight. Not unattractive. Turn me on tonight.

[coloradodem2005]

[progmom]

1. is this a song lyric?

:shrug:

[kid a]

2. Here ya go!

[evlbstrd]

4. You and your baby are beautiful! Perked me right up.

[Maddy McCall]

13. What a precious, photogenic baby.

Darlin! The mother's very pretty, too. :thumbsup:

[Fiona]

3. Do you look like this?

[Maddy McCall]

8. I doubt it.

Billy Bob Psycho in your photo looks like a guy who probably at least gets a little action. I doubt he's ever moaned and groaned on DU that no one loves him.

(If they did, he'd probably just quarter them with his chainsaw, and that'd be that.)

Hi, Fiona. :hi: :loveya:

[Susang]

11. Isn't he the sexiest Canadian murderer EVER?!?!

He's so dreamy! Especially when I think of the bloody chainsaw he tried to cross the border with.

Cause you know all us gals love a bad boy. ;-)

[Fiona]

14. with a decent haircut

and eyes that closed, I bet he'd be sorta attractive naked.

[Susang]

15. Well, duh!

He just needs a little clean-up, that's all! :D

[Fiona]

16. that haircut will catch on bigtime

I tell ya. It'll be called "The Chainsaw"

[Susang]

17. It's like a dangerous version of the "flock of seagulls" do from the 80s

I smell a trend! :headbang:

[Droopy]

18. My God. Those eyes.

I looked something like that before I started taking an anti-psychotic. A nurse at the psych ward actually commented to my parents about my eyes. Basically something along the lines of how could they not know there was something wrong with me.

[Fiona]

19. it's the same eyes as that runaway bride...

I think this guy stole hers.

[4morewars]

5. Cuz I'm radioactive !

[Maddy McCall]

6. Christ, please. Not this AGAIN.

Advice. Go to the sleaziest singles bar in Colorado and get laid. PLEASE. GET LAID.

:eyes:

And, on edit: It came to me that you're again posting lyrics. My reaction, though, is understandable, since the other 50% of your posts are always about why no woman wants you. Sorry if I'm being tough on you, but, SHIT, enough's enough.

[enigmatic]

9. Ignore

It would be a good idea to use it if he's annoying you.

[Maddy McCall]

12. Ultimately, it's my choice, though.

And if someone continuously posts topics asking for advice, I'll be happy to give my opinion, like it or not.

I don't have anyone on my ignore. Of that, I'm proud. :D

[madrchsod]

7. e-harmony.com

try it

[yvr girl]

10. You could vote in my bed poll

It's the best I can do. :shrug: