Vatican starts Sun worship

[emad]

Pick of the Popes


By Nick Farrell: Thursday 09 June 2005, 08:11

THE VATICAN bureaucracy has announced that its secure messaging operating is going to be run on Sun Microsystems kit.
According to a SpokesNun from the Holy See, Sister Judith Zoebelein, email operations are vital for the ‘modern church’ and enable all internal communication, amd correspondence between Vatican consulates.

Stage one of the project has just been created and uses Sun's Java Enterprise System, including the Messaging Server and Directory Server. Next, the Vatican wants to create a new global Papal portal, and centralise its numerous external and intranet sites. This will also run on Java and will include content management, media streaming, e-learning, and collaboration systems.
http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=23832

[Moochy]

1. Solarus Optimates : Java Gloriae

This is a good thing, as Microsoft's chairman, Bill Gates, aka the Lucifer, has long sought to destroy the holy Java. Now that the church has finally come out and officially sided with Sun, we will see all kinds of advancements in the Religious IT sector, as they move away from the unholy, microsoft and its sinful windows XP.

Expect upgrades to be rolled out to local churches within the third quarter.

Some Key features:

TabernacleServlet - a host server that handles communion requests
AltarBoyProxy - two firewalls and a proxy protect these critical assets.
ContraceptionFilter - context filter designed to remove the word contraception from any content.