I know nah-sink... NAH-SINK!!!

[short bus president]

Ask me anything!

;-)

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. did you know Kinch had a radio in the coffee pot?

COLONEL KLINK, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!!!!

[short bus president]

2. I might have known at one point

but was convinced to forget by a particularly tasty chocolate bar from Hogan's Red Cross package.

[quispquake]

7. I completely forgot about that in the Simpsons!!!

hahahahahaha!!!

Hoommerrrr!!!

[XanaDUer]

HI!

:hi:

[VelmaD]

3. Where do...

babies come from? :-)

[dolo amber]

4. Shortbus is off bathing the bulldog

and seeing as I have more knowledge of this subject, I shall answer in his absence.

It's a simple formula, really:

1 part spiney sea anemone
1 part legos
1 part wood shavings
1 part essence of Patrick Duffy

Enjoy! :D

[VelmaD]

5. I've almost got it, but...

what do you do with the Legos?

[dolo amber]

9. The Legos

are just if you wanna get showy about it, really...BUT! Make sure you get the *quality stuff* when dealing with the essence, don't buy any of that rubbish those shady folks sell outta the trunk of their car. ;)

[short bus president]

11. To get the good stuff,

you have to go to the source. I'm setting up a Scuzzlebutt hunting excursion for the winter if anyone's interested. PM me for details, or inquire in this thread. We SHALL capture the beast's Patrick Duffy leg.

And dolo was confused with the recipe - everyone knows the legos are for the homemade IUD.

[VelmaD]

13. I wanta go...

on the Scuzzlebutt expedition. Think of the money we could make displaying him. Not to mention in sellin the "Patrick Duffy Essence', and cute little stuffed Scuzzlebutt dolls, and his fine hand...er...paw-crafted wicker baskets.

[short bus president]

15. Lookout, Velma!

He's comin' right at us!

Will you promise to either burp-talk or bring yer cancer kazoo?

[VelmaD]

16. I hereby solemnly promise...

to burp-talk on the Scuzzlebutt hunt. I'll even sign it in blood if you'd like (notice I didn't say whose blood :evilgrin:).

I can burp on command. It's hot. ;-)

[Richardo]

6. Governor Schwartzeneggar! How are you going to balance the budget?

[short bus president]

8. Ssshhhhhhhhhh!!!

Do you want to get me sent to the Eastern front?!?

[Richardo]

10. HAHAHAHAHA!!

:thumbsup:

We missed ya, SBP.

[short bus president]

17. keep squeezin' 'em off

yer aim's bound to improve.

;-)

[Zero Gravitas]

12. How did you get your current job

advising Rumsfeld on how to "secure" Iraq?

[short bus president]

14. Er, um...

it's a bit embarrassing, but I let Col. RumKlink play "hide the schnitzel" with me one afternoon last Spring. To this day, he still can't find his monacle.

[Lady Freedom]

18. What is this?

[short bus president]

19. why, my dear

that is clearly an alien prostitute squeezing a pair of dark green testicles in her right hand.

[Lady Freedom]

20. That was....(HAHAHAHHA!)

not an expected answer! hehehehehHAHAHAHAHhehehehe!

[Lady Freedom]

21. try this one smarty!hehe!