Which Disney Theme Park Attraction will be the NEXT one they make a film

[radwriter0555]

Poll question: Which Disney Theme Park Attraction will be the NEXT one they make a film

about? (Pirates of the Caribbean II doesn't count!)

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.

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[radwriter0555]

2. ADDED! thank you! I haven't been there in AGES!

;)

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. I love that ride!! And thanks for adding it! :)

:)

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. isn't this a dupe?

at any rate I remember someone posting (so credit to the original poster):

"Two Fuggin Hours in Line" The Movie.

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[ClintonTyree]

5. The Haunted Mansion.................

is set to release in late November. After that, who knows?

[Brotherjohn]

6. "It's a Small World"

Tim Burton, using animated versions of the same cute/creepy kids in the ride.

We see the cute little children/mannequins of all nations and colors, in one world of many nations, enjoying a free and peaceful world. Then the evil empire (Texania), headed by the dreaded King Dub-ooo-ya, initiates a new "doctrine". Since "all of these bright colors and clothing are scary and different", distracting him from reading the funny papers, he declares that everyone should wear white and only white in Texania. As more colorful immigrants continue to come to Texania, he then decides to pre-emptively invade any country that continues to use these dangerous "Colors of Mass Distraction" ("CMDs").

After invading nearly every country in the world (except the "country" of Antarctica, because "they all wear black and white"), the world finally becomes the monotonous, white-washed, "New World Order" dreamed of by his father, King G.H. Dub-ooo-ya, I.

Eventually, after years of being forced to listen to masses of children dressed in all-white constantly sing annoying songs at ever-louder volumes, armies of and penguins and polar bears invade from the south and north, respectively. As they move across the landscape, they spray millions of gallons of paint, in all colors, over all they see. The colorful paint shakes the minions out of their doldroms, much like Rowdy Roddy Piper, upon first wearing the "special" glasses and seeing the "true" world in "They Live". Ironically, the paint came from the first Home Depot branch that the king had approved in the National Arctic Wildlife Refuge just months before.

In the climactic scene, the polar bears eat King Dub-ooo-ya alive, as he screams to them that "things are getting better", and points out to the the penguins that "you're are only feeding on the falling scraps of my entrails because I'm succeeding".

And the kids/mannequins all rejoice upon regaining their glorious colors, but the ones from Texania still sing the same annoying songs (albeit at a quiter volume and in better clothes). So as we move again into the peaceful, rainbow, world brought about by the demise of the evil king, the polar bears continue to keep a wary eye on the children from Texania.

[SiouxJ]

7. Splash Mountain . . . Oh yeah,

that's already been done ;-)

[Bertha Venation]

8. autopia

I can hear the voiceover now...

"...in a time when things were simpler..."

"...when no one knew that breathing raw petroleum fuel exhaust could kill..."

"...one man loved one woman like no other..."

"...and was on an endless 2 mph drive, on a one-way track to nowhere, to find her..."

cue explosive rail-ripping, whiplash-causing chase scenes... bodies falling off the monorail directly onto the autopia track or into the submarine lagoon... quick shots of groping hands and slobbery, get-a-room tongue kisses... all accompanied by pounding music ending with a crashing climax and the voiceover AUTOPIA. Rated R. Check your local listings.

[Liberal Veteran]

9. What? No choice for "If You Had Wings"?

I'm so shocked! Not!

[LadeJarl]

10. Tower of Terror is

the perfect next choice though :)

[Brotherjohn]

11. Already a movie... made for Disney Channel.

nt

[frylock]

12. mr. toad's!!

great ride, especially while peaking on 'shrooms!!

[Johnyawl]

13. There's already a movie about Mr. Toad's wild ride...

...it's called "The Wind In The Willows", and one incident in that movie is the basis for the Disney ride.

The Book "The Wind In The Willows" is a classic children's fairy tale, written by Kenneth Grahame as stories told to his son, and published in 1908. It's the source of the quotation that has been so popular with boaters over the past century: "There is nothing-absolutely nothing-half so worth doing, as simply messing about in boats"